Gronkfest: Pats sign Dan Gronkowski

[FalconHeavy]

I really hate when people have videos in their signatures.

you can turn it off in the user control panel. It is so annoying especially when you login at work

 

[patchick]

There's your Gronkalicious blocking TE! Dan is the same size as Lee Smith and more athletic.

 

[Patjew]

Gronk? Gronk. Gronk!

GRONK GRONK

 

[Patjew]

There's your Gronkalicious blocking TE! Dan is the same size as Lee Smith and more athletic.

And a helluva lot Gronkier.

 

[bagwell368]

I got it!

Pats give Dan a number that looks close to Rob's...

They line them up packed together, shoulder to shoulder, heads down on the line to deceive the defense.

"Wait!! which Gronk is which? I got him! Crap, the wrong one! Crap!". TD....

 

[Rob0729]

Not good. The Pats are going to get flagged every time Gronk scores a TD for excess celebration. Those Gronkowskis sure know how to celebrate.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I just hope that the brothers get along and aren't poles apart

 

[Patspsycho]

And a helluva lot Gronkier.

Gronkageddon!

 

[Snake Eyes]

I just hope that the brothers get along and aren't poles apart

Ha, good one.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

He's listed at 6'5, 255 vs. 6'6" 265 for Rob.

So we've got

REGULAH GRONK
and
SUPAH-SIZED GRONK

 

[Wretch]

Has this been confirmed yet?

 

[patchick]

Wait a second, I see trouble brewing. Can you really fit an initial in front of Gronkowski on a jersey?

 

[fnordcircle]

Poster on another forum suggested that the Patriots swap their jersey numbers to confuse defenses.

 

[RussFrancis]

One town, two Gronks?? Get hyped!

 

[patchick]

Has this been confirmed yet?

Nope. But it's just too Gronky not to be true.

 

[RussFrancis]

This is seriously some of the funniest #$%@ this team has done in a long, long time. Absolute madness. In a most awesome way. For the however many weeks this dream actually lasts.

 

[Tunescribe]

Wait a second, I see trouble brewing. Can you really fit an initial in front of Gronkowski on a jersey?

No. They'll have to shorten the last name to Gronk.

 

[Patjew]

This is seriously some of the funniest #$%@ this team has done in a long, long time. Absolute madness. In a most awesome way. For the however many weeks this dream actually lasts.

"Madness?"

THIS-IS-GRONKA!

 

[Gwedd]

I do so want this to be true. It will make both of them better because, as brothers, they will both be vying with eachother to see who gets the most stats, tackles, blocks, whatever. Competition between players is good. Competition between siblings is awesomely awesome. :rocker:

 

[shmessy]

Monique Walker in the Globe:

Another Gronkowski in New England? - Extra Points - Boston.com

If this isn't true, Papa Gronkowski will be grounding some of these kiddos.

....and if it IS true, then an already potentially fun season just jumped up to Amusement Park level!