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Nickname for the new Patriots Defensive Line

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At the end of the season I am hoping for:

'The Superbowl Winning Defence'
 

That is so funny! I love it!
 
The Amoeba

Forever shifting, it swallows everything in its way.
 
Given the age of the FA D Linemen acquisitions how about Old and In the Way
 
The-guys-who-are-taking-over-from-the-32nd-third-down-defense-in-the-league-but-who-haven't-done-anything-yet
 
This is very offensive. Express your hatred of female body parts elsewhere, it has nothing to do with the Patriots.

Stepping out from behind your spritzer?
 
Eh, you aren't worth the effort.

Mods, can we get rid of this thread now please?
 
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We have the winners......

THE BIG DIG

FOUR TONS OF FUN

GET IN MY BELLY

WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER......GET A CASE AT COSTCO......and some WINGS!

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

The "I THINK THEY ATE BEANS LAST NIGHT" D
 
Beef Curtain ... let's hope 85 doesn't see this anywhere.
Staying with the theme of stupidity:

'Pork n' Beans'

'Rub n' Tug'

'Your Momma's'

'Rump Roast'
 
Beef Curtain ... let's hope 85 doesn't see this anywhere.
Staying with the theme of stupidity:

'Pork n' Beans'

'Rub n' Tug'

'Your Momma's'

'Rump Roast'

Rub n Tug? LOL What a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A few completely original suggestions:

1. The Steel Beef Curtains
2. The No Name Restaurant Defense
3. Monsters of the Digway
4. Blue People Eaters
5. The Fearsome Threesome

Not quite Borges, but pretty close as far as borrowing from others.
 
Mt. Rushless.
 
Here are a few of mine to throw into the mix..

My favorite - The Bruise Brothers

Black n Blue Crew

Eat the Offense for Lunch Bunch
 
hahaha I think it's hilarious, but then again I've found my levels of maturity are a bit off for my age.

If anything, they would hopefully turn opposing offensive lines into beef curtains. Ya know, with all the pass rushing and defensive penetration they will hopefully be doing.
 
The Buffet Bunch

Edit: And the O-Line could be Brady's Buffet Bunch
 
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Mt. Rushnomore.
 
How about "Little Round Top" Defense? This is the name of the decisive battle on the second day of the battle of Gettysburg. The Defenders of Little Round Top were the 20th Maine regiment, New Englanders! In this battle, the Maine boys withstood two valiant uphill charges by the confederates as they tried to flank the Union line. The third charge, was met by a surprising bayonet charge by Col Jashua Lawrence Chamberlain. Chamberlain went on to become Governor of Maine and president at his alma mater Bowdoin College

Our defense line is definitely not little, and isn't Top Round a cut of beef?

Of all the names I have seen so far I like The Fortress and Devestation Inc as the best.
 
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