Mark Sanchez: Jets' offense to lift off

[Triumph]

I'll bet he was talking to himself in the mirror and a reporter mistook it as a quote for attribution.

 

[JoeSixPat]

Monday, September 20, 2010

New York Post

Front Page

Banner Headline

"FAILURE TO LAUNCH!"

 

[Run DMC]

I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

 

[Nikolai]

I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

I still think Stafford has a shot.

But Sancheck clearly sucks. I know, I know. He had a really above average game once. Big deal, even Ryan Leaf had one of those. In fact, he probably had more than one. New York will eat him alive.

 

[mgcolby]

Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

 

[Angry Man]

Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

But first you do need to put gas in the plane so it will work. And there's no gas station around for miles for the Jets.

 

[mgcolby]

But first you do need to put gas in the plane so it will work. And there's no gas station around for miles for the Jets.

Yes....yes you do! Good catch. :rocker:

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Yes....yes you do! Good catch. :rocker:

OTOH, Jabba Wrecks produces enough gas to power the Hindenburg. . . .

 

[resdubwhite]

I really do not like this piss-ant. Between this nonsense and he verbally consoling TB last year, I am going to take great delight in this chump being found out to be a bust. The only QB to come out of the 1st rd draft in the last 3 years, who will be good in the NFL, is Bradford. The rest of these overpaid rookies are a joke.

1, 2, 3 ok.



I think Matt Ryan has a shot too.

 

[Gwedd]

Marky boy - you have to actually get the offense out of the hangar before you can get it to fly!

More importantly, you need a pilot.......

Right now, Sanchez is nothing more than a stewardess trying to figure out the controls to keep the plane from going down.

 

[fourthandmiles]

Jets = Spruce Goose
Rexy = Howard Hughs

I can't think of anything else...

 

[scout]

Houston, we have a problem.

 

[WhiteWesWelker88]

Sanchez makes me smile




don't give promises you cannot keep.


you are not a stereotypical passing qb.... for you to be good.... the running game needs to be effective



Sanchez's mouth is catching up to Rex and his hamburgers



Rex=Whimpy from Popeye

 

[Brock Samson]

If this kid ever had a chance to succeed as an NFL quarterback it went out the window coach Blutarsky drafted him. The Jets are absolutely ruining him.

 

[Haley]

This reminds me of another urban legend that had lift off: The JATO Rocket Car



I bet the ending is the same: "...impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. "

 

[Brock Samson]

This reminds me of another urban legend that had lift off: The JATO Rocket Car



I bet the ending is the same: "...impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. "

lmao

 

[BAM!]

I really didn't think that I could hate the Jests more than I do... I was wrong.

 

[Haley]

lmao

ahhahaha, nice ... I'm going to have to go with:

"Schotty: Self Portrait, A Jet desperately trying to kicks its own a**"

 

[?????]

My God this thread is brilliant.

 

[TriplecHamp]

My God this thread is brilliant.

glad I didn't post in this one:lol2: