...when are you guys going to share this with me?
It feels like everyone here gets to see it but me.
I've looked everywhere for it, too.
When are you guys going to let me in on your little All 22 club? Then I would know for myself which players suck instead of having to hear it second-hand from everyone else!
PLEASE SHARE
No matter what you are told, this footage does exist and is available to everyone, here is what you do to watch it:
1. Watch the game on Regular TV or in person - Usually in person gives you more immediate access - as you believe that you are more qualified to see said footage because, well..you were there.
2. This is important, it's ONLY available IF WE LOOSE.
3. After the game, immediately get on Patsfans and start a thread about a.) a Certain Play or b.) a certain players performance.
4. Close your eyes.
5. Think really really hard about the game and you will start to develop an alternate reality to what actually happened OR you will start to believe that you are a better Coach and/or GM than Bill F'n Belichick.
6. As you have you eye's closed the "ALL 22" footage will begin to materialize in your mind and you will THEN and ONLY THEN be able to comment reasonably about the game and what you are seeing on the "film".
7. Type irresponsibly about the demise of the team and the dreadful play that you are seeing in the Alternative universe that we will now call the "All 22", and then as you type and respond to the comments that come after your initial post, the film will begin to become a reality. Something that you did not just see in your head, but something that is real and tangible.
8. Read Borges and other doomsayers and then, you will be convinced that what you saw and what you typed was not only real, but a legitimate argument for the aforementioned film and game.