Is this an omen?

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Stranded dolphin dies in New Jersey

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
December 24, 2008

NEWARK - A striped dolphin found stranded on a Raritan Bay beach early yesterday has died.

Bob Schoelkopf of the Marine Mammal Stranding Center in Brigantine said the dolphin was believed to be one of three found stranded at Sandy Hook on Monday. One of those dolphins died, and rescuers helped the other two back out to sea.

more - Stranded dolphin dies in New Jersey -- Newsday.com

 

[Connecticut]

Ummm, wow.

 

[ALP]

considering i just traveled up to NJ, that is some funny stuff

 

[Frezo]

They must've been following Parcells up the coastline.

 

[WhiskeyBreath]

They must've been following Parcells up the coastline.

lmfao (10 char)

 

[Tunescribe]

Did it bear any resemblance to Opie Taylor?

 

[ausbacker]

Stranded dolphin dies in New Jersey

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
December 24, 2008

NEWARK - A striped dolphin found stranded on a Raritan Bay beach early yesterday has died.

Bob Schoelkopf of the Marine Mammal Stranding Center in Brigantine said the dolphin was believed to be one of three found stranded at Sandy Hook on Monday. One of those dolphins died, and rescuers helped the other two back out to sea.

more - Stranded dolphin dies in New Jersey -- Newsday.com

Didn't happen to be named Chad did it?

 

[captadamnj]

What does history have to say about this incident?!

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Not good, two lived. If it's an omen then the fish will choke 1 out of 3 times.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Not good, two lived. If it's an omen then the fish will choke 1 out of 3 times.

You really are a pessimist.

 

[Deus Irae]

Not good, two lived. If it's an omen then the fish will choke 1 out of 3 times.

So you're saying that someone should have clubbed the other two...?

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

You really are a pessimist.

Missed opportunities. :confused2:

So you're saying that someone should have clubbed the other two...?

BINGO! Like baby seals, then set up the bar-b-que! :beatingcoming:

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

Missed opportunities. :confused2:BINGO! Like baby seals, then set up the bar-b-que! :beatingcoming:

 

[Lansdowne]

Holy ****!

 

[BradyFTW!]

Personally, I always feel lucky when I survive a trip to Jersey, so this makes sense.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Personally, I always feel lucky when I survive a trip to Jersey, so this makes sense.

So you've never been clubbed and bar-b-qued before?

 

[Connecticut]

What this article doesn't say is that shortly after heading back into the water, the other two dolphins ran into heavy sewage and died also.

3 for 3.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

What this article doesn't say is that shortly after heading back into the water, the other two dolphins ran into heavy sewage and died also.

3 for 3.

Crap, the USDA would never okay that meat for bar-b-que.

 

[Connecticut]

Crap, the USDA would never okay that meat for bar-b-que.

Actually in Jersey it qualifies as Grade A.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Actually in Jersey it qualifies as Grade A.

New Jersey applies egg standards to meat? I guess if the shell isn't cracked it's edible... :confused2: