"Ok, when we lose next week, I can retire next Monday. That gives me plenty of time to change my mind before free agency... Then I can re-retire by mid-March and give me a good month before I decide to unretire right before the draft. Then I can retire the first week of May and get myself ready for my week before training camp unretirement by hanging out on my tractor drinking some beers.
"Note to self, put Mike Tannebaum's phone number at #1 of my speed dial... I think we will be talking a lot this offseason."