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Name this week's opponent

  • Tuna-Noodle Arm Casserole

    Votes: 14 28.0%
  • Reefer Ricky’s Reprise

    Votes: 2 4.0%
  • Non-Tuna Free Dolphins

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Recycled Tuna Surprise

    Votes: 3 6.0%
  • Doofins

    Votes: 10 20.0%
  • The Fish

    Votes: 10 20.0%
  • Miami Mediocres

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Sporano’s Spastic Sportsmen

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shameless Schmuck Shula Surely Should Shutup

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Other (please specify)

    Votes: 4 8.0%

  • Total voters
    50
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They're officially named the "Dolphins," but we all know that is not appropriate. Here are a few choices, feel free to add your own.

Poll winner last week (Jets): Tubby Ratfink and the Green Beans
Top write-in: The Rats
 
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dLOLphins... that almost needs to be a shirt.

I'm stoked to watch a battle of the bills without Buffalo having anything to do with it.

It's classic. Last week we took on the Jets and The Packers. This week we take on the Dolphins and The Jets.

Oh, the joy that floods my soul.
 
The fish bowl
 
I liked it when they were called the 'Lphins' cause they didn't have a defense or an offense.
 
So much gold in that poll. Tuna-noodle arm casserole is my pick for this game.
 
Parcell's Pansies seems to be appropriate.
 
Tuna's Fish with a side of cries
 
"The Roach Clip Drips"
 
even better

"The Teal Schlemiels"
 
"Parcells' Last Stand"
 
Chicken of the Sea
 
How about "The Flounders" ???
 
Webster's definition of "suck".
 
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