From a news report 12 years in the future - August 1st, 2027
The Bill Belichick Expressway opened up for traffic today outside of Canton, Ohio. Fittingly for the former head coach of the New England Patriots, whose NFL* career, which included 12 Superbowl championships, and was anything but ordinary, even his attempt as the first driver on the highway bearing his name, ended in incident, as he was rear-ended after four miles, by a car driven, ironically, by former NFL* assistant and head coach, Rex Ryan.
After the fender bender, which caused no injuries, Ryan was asked how this mishap could have occurred. Ryan, who had four stints as head coach in the NFL*, one each with Buffalo and Miami, and twice with the NY Jets, declared "I didn't get on this expressway to kiss Bill Belichick's rings".
Ironically, Rex Ryan's car succeeded in kissing the ass of Bill Belichick's car.
Bill Belichick, who was elected to the NFL* Hall of Fame an unprecedented two times, just for sheer excellence, recently had retired as head coach of the New England Patriots, when his son Stephen took over Bill's job of head coach and general manager, had no comment about the incident and merely stated, "Canton is in the past, I'm moving on to Cincinnati."