Things Brady should say in his first/next PSIgate press conference

[Fencer]

I will be happy to answer questions from anyone other than ESPN reporters. Thanks.

Exclude Mike Reiss and Adam Schefter?

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

yes, those would be good exceptions

 

[Ring 6]

I'm on to being suspended for footballs being overinflated in hot weather.

 

[Deus Irae]

I favor a measured, conciliatory approach. I'm thinking something like:

"Eat me, you bunch of scumbags and parasites."

 

[neuronet]

If he doesn't address DefameGate questions in a press availability, he'll be hounded by questions about it literally for the rest of his career. Of COURSE he has to address them.

He will not have a pc about this again.

 

[SVN]

Lets hope he gets cleared first. I dont want to jinx anything

 

[Fencer]

He will not have a pc about this again.

Every football player needs a masochistic streak, but I don't think Brady would enjoy lifelong humiliation and harassment. You evidently disagree.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

F you, f you, f you, you're cool and f you.

-Longfellow Deeds

 

[raduray]

No. A higher road than that.

Insult the league. Say that he doesn't know how to answer a question because it seems to depend on premises he doesn't agree with, or refuse to answer a question because he just answered it before. Give honest answers to "How do you feel about X?" questions, even if they're very negative.

But don't insult the press gratuitously, even the ones who clearly deserve it.

Refuse to answer any question already asked because it would be cumulative.

 

[neuronet]

Every football player needs a masochistic streak, but I don't think Brady would enjoy lifelong humiliation and harassment. You evidently disagree.

A pc won't solve anything. Not gonna do it is my bet.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

**** you mort and **** you Borges, that is all

 

[BingoBrown]

I think it would be smart move if he went on 60min.

 

[Gronkowski123]

i dont think tom's doing any interviews anytime soon. judge has them all on a gag order ( not that it stops the nfl from spreading their bs garbage )...doesnt he have a spot every week on boston radio on monday's?? yea...no chance brady talks. ( nor should he )

 

[Deus Irae]

"I followed Chris Carter's advice, and used McNally as my fall guy. What the hell happened?

 

[pherein]

I think he should seriously and finally tell the truth...

about BB's abilities to time travel, and his advanced alien technology to evaperate ball psi.

We know BB has created these devices... jesus ppl its on Google

There are millions of pictures... like this in 1918 telling Rommel hes and idiot to attack russa

or in game shooting strange alien projectiles from his fingers to change time and space in a game so he can change the time clock back 15 minutes.

Or were he wasnt " Einstien" um right, and worked on the e=mc2 thingy and how to reduce psi in a ball in motion !

and how did he get so small to fit on this box ? Hes been working on reducing things for centuries, omg get it people!

notice the resemblance ?

and Tom knows

BB has travelled threw time and space to deflate the balls of Ceaser, Alexander the great, Pete Carroll, Princess Diana, Charles De Gaulle ( turned out he had no balls), and many others.

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[I am party]

F you, f you, f you, you're cool and f you.

 

[Fencer]

in 1918 telling Rommel hes and idiot to attack russa

 

[pherein]

pegged me,my exact thought lol

 

[Joker]

I'd like to see him do this...

 

[robbomango]

This isn't ISIs... Oh wait...