The official NFL's All-Time Criminal team needs a name...

[Topher]

Ahh . . .was not aware of that one.

Thanks

 

[PATRIOT64]

Re: The official NFL's All-Time Criminal team needs a name.....

The scary thing is that's a pretty damn good lineup. But why Gruden as coach? I think Al Davis would be a better choice.

I don't think Davis was ever arrested,At least while associated with the NFL

Gruden was arrested for drunk driving I believe when he was coach with the Raidez

 

[bokonon]

I think the team needs 2 names-Offenders for the offense, Defendants for the defense. And they really, really need to be relocated to New York (not Jersey!).

 

[godef]

How ;bout the "Leavenworth Lackers".

 

[PromisedLand]

How about Barry Switzer for head coach? He got arrested for trying to bring a gun through airport security. Scary and dopey at the same time... a winning combo in my book!

 

[PromisedLand]

Re: The official NFL's All-Time Criminal team needs a name.....

Remind me again... what did Sebastian Janikowski get in trouble for?

EDIT: Eh, who cares? He's just another Florida State Criminole.

? Maybe you're thinking of the Miami Hurricons?

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

How about Barry Switzer for head coach? He got arrested for trying to bring a gun through airport security. Scary and dopey at the same time... a winning combo in my book!

Barry Switzer should have also been convicted of stealing the Super Bowl title as a head coach - IMO He was the most worthless HC in NFL history to have won a championship - definately his leadership and coaching meant absolutely nothing to the success of the SB 30 World Champions.

I could have coached that talent laden team to victory that year.

 

[IcyPatriot]

The weak link is the O-Line ... what's up with that?

The O-Line guys are like the lollipop gangsters

 

[tedylb]

How about the MVP's (Most Vile Perps)?

 

[reflexblue]

"The Victims of Circumstance"

If you asked the team what they'd want to be called I'd have to say that.

 

[They_Hate_We]

how 'bout "The Mercy Flush"

 

[fourthandmiles]

You need to add Mark Henderson to the grounds crew. Or should we be total homers and give him a furlough?

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

You need to add Mark Henderson to the grounds crew. Or should we be total homers and give him a furlough?

No,Henderson had a head start,He was in jail PRIOR to getting an NFL job

 

[Razor's Edge]

The Shawshank Sh*Theels

 

[PromisedLand]

Here's another roster:

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutT

 

[SHOWTIME15]

You forgot about PEYTON MANNING who deliberately sat on a female trainer's face at Tennessee. If this isn't some kind of criminal assault, I don't know what is. He wasn't convicted, but he should at least get honorable mention.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

You forgot about PEYTON MANNING who deliberately sat on a female trainer's face at Tennessee. If this isn't some kind of criminal assault, I don't know what is. He wasn't convicted, but he should at least get honorable mention.

Also Strahan used to beat his wife (before the divorce) and have gay relationships. He should be named team captain.

 

[patsgo]

I have produced an all time criminal team complete from Coach to kicker and it needs a name so I need your help...


And now I present my All-Time Criminal Team ...

HEAD COACH: JON GRUDEN
OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR: BOB BRATKOWSKI
WR COACH: RICHIE ANDERSON
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR: JOE CULLEN

OFFENSE

Starting Players and backups of 50 man squad....

QB: Michael Vick - (back ups) Art Schlister,Todd Marinovich,Josh Booty

RB: LEAD BACK - O.J. Simpson - (back ups): Dave Meggett,Laurence Phillips,Maurice Clarett,Jamal Lewis,Mercury Morris

TE: Jerramy Stevens (back ups) Mark Chmura,Dan Graham

WR: Rae Carruth,Chris Henry (3rd,4th,5th stringers) Koren Robinson,Michael Irvin,David Boston

OL: OG Nate Newton,Ross Verba
OT Bryant McKinnie,Barrett Robbins
(back ups) Adrian Jones,Kenyatta Jones,Gerald Perry


DEFENSE

DL (3-4/4-3): DE Mark Gastineau,Dextar Manley
DT Marcus Thomas,Mike Patterson
(back ups) Jim Dunaway,Chad Eaton,Alonzo Spellman,Frostee Rucker

LB: (3/4 - or 4/3) OLB Lawrence Taylor,Thomas Hollywood Henderson
ILB Odell Thurman,Ray Lewis
(back ups) Cato June,James Harrison,Steve Foley

CB: Adam 'Pacman' Jones,Ricky Manning Jr.
(back ups) Johnathan Joseph,Artwell Hawkins,Kenny Wright

FS: Terrence Kiel

SS: Dexter Reid (backup) Eugene Robinson

K: Sebastian Janikowski

P: Todd Sauerbrun

Practice Squad: Dominic Rhodes,Byron 'Bam' Morris,Ryan Krause,Robert Rozier,Dwayne Goodrich,John Gilmore

NOW LETS GIVE THIS INFAMOUS ALL-CON TEAM A REAL NICKNAME! (EG: New England Patriots)

For a team name,I call them the ALKATRAZ HASBEENS


How about you?

tank johnson would be a nice pickup

 

[DaBruinz]

I have a three of questions:
1) How far back did you go?
2) Are you only counting transgressions that occured while the person was playing in the NFL? (I noticed the likes of Corey Dillon not on that list and his rap sheet was very long from his high school days).
3) How are Gene Upshaw and Roger Goodell not on that list?

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

I have a three of questions:
1) How far back did you go?
2) Are you only counting transgressions that occured while the person was playing in the NFL? (I noticed the likes of Corey Dillon not on that list and his rap sheet was very long from his high school days).
3) How are Gene Upshaw and Roger Goodell not on that list?

Most,If not all players on this criminal team broke the law either while in the NFL or afterwards.....