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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.The scary thing is that's a pretty damn good lineup. But why Gruden as coach? I think Al Davis would be a better choice.
? Maybe you're thinking of the Miami Hurricons?Remind me again... what did Sebastian Janikowski get in trouble for?
EDIT: Eh, who cares? He's just another Florida State Criminole.
How about Barry Switzer for head coach? He got arrested for trying to bring a gun through airport security. Scary and dopey at the same time... a winning combo in my book!
You need to add Mark Henderson to the grounds crew. Or should we be total homers and give him a furlough?
You forgot about PEYTON MANNING who deliberately sat on a female trainer's face at Tennessee. If this isn't some kind of criminal assault, I don't know what is. He wasn't convicted, but he should at least get honorable mention.
tank johnson would be a nice pickupI have produced an all time criminal team complete from Coach to kicker and it needs a name so I need your help...
And now I present my All-Time Criminal Team ...
HEAD COACH: JON GRUDEN
OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR: BOB BRATKOWSKI
WR COACH: RICHIE ANDERSON
DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR: JOE CULLEN
OFFENSE
Starting Players and backups of 50 man squad....
QB: Michael Vick - (back ups) Art Schlister,Todd Marinovich,Josh Booty
RB: LEAD BACK - O.J. Simpson - (back ups): Dave Meggett,Laurence Phillips,Maurice Clarett,Jamal Lewis,Mercury Morris
TE: Jerramy Stevens (back ups) Mark Chmura,Dan Graham
WR: Rae Carruth,Chris Henry (3rd,4th,5th stringers) Koren Robinson,Michael Irvin,David Boston
OL: OG Nate Newton,Ross Verba
OT Bryant McKinnie,Barrett Robbins
(back ups) Adrian Jones,Kenyatta Jones,Gerald Perry
DEFENSE
DL (3-4/4-3): DE Mark Gastineau,Dextar Manley
DT Marcus Thomas,Mike Patterson
(back ups) Jim Dunaway,Chad Eaton,Alonzo Spellman,Frostee Rucker
LB: (3/4 - or 4/3) OLB Lawrence Taylor,Thomas Hollywood Henderson
ILB Odell Thurman,Ray Lewis
(back ups) Cato June,James Harrison,Steve Foley
CB: Adam 'Pacman' Jones,Ricky Manning Jr.
(back ups) Johnathan Joseph,Artwell Hawkins,Kenny Wright
FS: Terrence Kiel
SS: Dexter Reid (backup) Eugene Robinson
K: Sebastian Janikowski
P: Todd Sauerbrun
Practice Squad: Dominic Rhodes,Byron 'Bam' Morris,Ryan Krause,Robert Rozier,Dwayne Goodrich,John Gilmore
NOW LETS GIVE THIS INFAMOUS ALL-CON TEAM A REAL NICKNAME! (EG: New England Patriots)
For a team name,I call them the ALKATRAZ HASBEENS
How about you?
I have a three of questions:
1) How far back did you go?
2) Are you only counting transgressions that occured while the person was playing in the NFL? (I noticed the likes of Corey Dillon not on that list and his rap sheet was very long from his high school days).
3) How are Gene Upshaw and Roger Goodell not on that list?