The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[Rob0729]

The Jets are 2-2 and the players still can't shut up and say stupid things. It's funny, people would still be talking about how Holmes' contract was monumentally bad of a deal for the Jets if not for Sanchez's contract being that much worse.

 

[captain stone]

And in typical J-E-S-T foolishness, they have claimed Zach DUDfeld, probably with the purpose
of naming him one of the team captains before the Pats game in 2 weeks.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

And in typical J-E-S-T foolishness, they have claimed Zach DUDfeld, probably with the purpose
of naming him one of the team captains before the Pats game in 2 weeks.

Yeah then release him the week after.

What a bunch of losers.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

And in typical J-E-S-T foolishness, they have claimed Zach DUDfeld, probably with the purpose
of naming him one of the team captains before the Pats game in 2 weeks.

I think it was a good move by the jets. Better than claiming a NYG tight end and paying him to rehab for a year then cutting him. I wouldn't mind Sudfled being on the PS if we could have got him through waivers.

 

[Deus Irae]

I think it was a good move by the jets. Better than claiming a NYG tight end and paying him to rehab for a year then cutting him. I wouldn't mind Sudfled being on the PS if we could have got him through waivers.

Ballard had proven, prior to being claimed, that he was capable of playing in the NFL when healthy. Sudfeld had proven, prior to being claimed, that he was capable of being named Sudfeld, whether healthy or injured.

 

[Joker]

From Sudfeld to Sadfeld in one quick, green clutching stroke of bad luck...I empathize with the young man and I sincerely hope he finds his way out of that green hell.

 

[Tunescribe]

From Sudfeld to Sadfeld in one quick, green clutching stroke of bad luck...I empathize with the young man and I sincerely hope he finds his way out of that green hell.

"She made the mistake of entering through Gate 4. They made her expose herself. Poor thing caught her death ... I don't think she's gonna make it, Frank."

 

[Joker]

I can't believe it, Tunes...I HATE the green bean scum worse than I EVER have this year...it's like a tidal wave of disgust just building and building every season, year after greenly futile year...I just long to see this gigantic turd balloon burst at long last ...or at least find the event horizon of that gigantic green hole we KNOW is out there in deep space...

 

[NJPatsfan26]

I can't believe it, Tunes...I HATE the green bean scum worse than I EVER have this year...it's like a tidal wave of disgust just building and building every season, year after greenly futile year...I just long to see this gigantic turd balloon burst at long last ...or at least find the event horizon of that gigantic green hole we KNOW is out there in deep space...

 

[ausbacker]

I can't believe it, Tunes...I HATE the green bean scum worse than I EVER have this year...it's like a tidal wave of disgust just building and building every season, year after greenly futile year...I just long to see this gigantic turd balloon burst at long last ...or at least find the event horizon of that gigantic green hole we KNOW is out there in deep space...

You hate the Jets Joker? I had no idea.

 

[Tunescribe]

I can't believe it, Tunes...I HATE the green bean scum worse than I EVER have this year...it's like a tidal wave of disgust just building and building every season, year after greenly futile year...I just long to see this gigantic turd balloon burst at long last ...or at least find the event horizon of that gigantic green hole we KNOW is out there in deep space...

Amazing stuff here:

Black Holes are Actually Green | Space.com

"This suggests that being green is a trait that all black holes may have in common."

The scientists think the supermassive black holes are green in another way, too. The energy that each black hole emits as jets warms the surrounding environment. This prevents gas from cooling and coalescing into billons of new stars and places an upper limit on how large a galaxy can grow.

 

[Joker]

aha!!! I knew it!!

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

If we made a jets rule thread...over or under 2 years before someone would post in it?

 

[ewg_gestalt]

If we made a jets rule thread...over or under 2 years before someone would post in it?

Under. Somebody would have a sarcastic ". . . at sucking!" post within about 10 minutes.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Under. Somebody would have a sarcastic ". . . at sucking!" post within about 10 minutes.

What would be sarcastic about that? :confused2:

 

[ewg_gestalt]

What would be sarcastic about that? :confused2:

Because the Jets' suckage is so total and complete that to imply they rule at sucking would be a tacit admission that they don't suck at something. But since they can't not suck (note title of thread), they clearly cannot really rule at sucking.

 

[Uncle Rico]

Because the Jets' suckage is so total and complete that to imply they rule at sucking would be a tacit admission that they don't suck at something. But since they can't not suck (note title of thread), they clearly cannot really rule at sucking.

Whoa. THAT's good.

 

[neuronet]

Because the Jets' suckage is so total and complete that to imply they rule at sucking would be a tacit admission that they don't suck at something. But since they can't not suck (note title of thread), they clearly cannot really rule at sucking.

Ah, the old sucker's paradox. If you are the worst at sucking in every way, does that imply you are the best at everything? Truly a puzzle for the ages.

 

[Deus Irae]

Because the Jets' suckage is so total and complete that to imply they rule at sucking would be a tacit admission that they don't suck at something. But since they can't not suck (note title of thread), they clearly cannot really rule at sucking.

It's an infinity paradox. Just when you think nothing can suck more than the Jets, you remember the Jets fans. Then, just when you think nothing can suck more than the Jets fans, you remember the Jets.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

prepared for a nice beat down on the good ole jesters tonight.


gives me solace knowing after a rough game yesterday that the jesters still suck!!!:rocker::rocker: