The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[reflexblue]

NFL's biggest loser......The one the ONLY King of Swing, Toe Sucker par exellance, The thing that tried to eat NY.

Rex Ryan ..... Dance for Us Rex....Dance


1) Rex Ryan: If Super Bowl week will be uncomfortable for Manning, it’s a full-fledged fiasco for Sexy Rexy. The Jets’ coach must wi(Please be quiet - edited)lly watch a media circus involving not his favorite public personality (himself) but, instead, the two franchises he has openly targeted and – as of right now – failed to surpass. The Patriots, with whom the Jets have vied for AFC East supremacy (and the team they eliminated from last year’s playoffs, which triggered a whole lot of gloating), have reestablished themselves as the Team of the Century

Before the AFC championship game, Ryan, a former Baltimore defensive coordinator, went on New York’s WFAN and proclaimed, “First off, the Ravens are going to win this game.” Alas, they didn’t – and now there’s no question that Ryan is the Biggest Loser of Super Bowl XLVI, regardless of what happens in the game.

Five biggest losers entering Super Bowl XLVI - NFL - Yahoo! Sports

 

[Rob0729]

Hey! Don't forget about the extra Leap Days of Jets sucking that occurs every four years! It's not as if the Jets can't or won't suck just because it's February 29, right?

Actually a little known fact is that February 29th is the only day that the Jets don't suck. If the Jets were to play any team on February 29th, they would win 437-0. Woody Johnson has been secretly petitioning the NFL for years to play the entire season and the playoffs on February 29th so the Jets could match the 72 Dolphins' perfect season.

 

[Halifax_Pats_Fan]

Was gonna start a new thread, but decided to post this is this one...here is what Ellis recently said re: being on this team and getting to the SB...

"I knew we would have an opportunity. We went to work and everybody just stayed focused. No selfish guys. All for one goal, just all for one goal. To be able to play in that next game, in the Super Bowl, it’s a great feeling. We’ll enjoy this and get ready for next week"

...

 

[Keyser Söze]

So on JI since it's Giants/Pats they are hoping for our plane to crash on route to Indy.

cesspool of society.

 

[Joker]

So on JI since it's Giants/Pats they are hoping for our plane to crash on route to Indy.

cesspool of society.

no chance,Keyser...the Pats don't fly Jersey Air....

 

[Deus Irae]

So on JI since it's Giants/Pats they are hoping for our plane to crash on route to Indy.

cesspool of society.

Ehh...... It if was Jets/Giants, 90% of the country would be rooting for the meteor.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Ehh...... It if was Jets/Giants, 90% of the country would be rooting for the meteor.

Might as well have one crash into the meadowlands just for good measure. Dont want to have the CHANCE of the teams rebuilding again. :singing:

 

[NinjaZX6R]

I really want to know who the Jets fans are rooting for. Must be tough.

It's like which testicle do you want to smash with a hammer. Left one or right one.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I'm relying on Joker, Tune, et. al. to overcome these temporary SuperBowl distractions and keep us up to date with their laser like focus on all things Jets implosion

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Tom Brady on ex Jet Shaun Ellis. lolololoolol.

I feel good for Shaun Ellis, playing for the Jets for all those years, not going anywhere, then he comes to us for one year and he’s playing.

 

[Ring 6]

Actually a little known fact is that February 29th is the only day that the Jets don't suck. If the Jets were to play any team on February 29th, they would win 437-0. Woody Johnson has been secretly petitioning the NFL for years to play the entire season and the playoffs on February 29th so the Jets could match the 72 Dolphins' perfect season.

Actually, you are off by a day, its February 30th

 

[Welcome 2 THE GRONK PARTY]

pats all day!

 

[Joker]

Actually, you are off by a day, its February 30th

Shecky Johnson, ladies and gentlemen...he'll be here all week...try the saltimbocca...

 

[IcyPatriot]

Sanchez is boning kardashian ... they could show up at the Super Bowl

Yikes: Site says Mark Sanchez and Kim Kardashian are ‘secretly dating’ | Off the Bench

“Kim and Mark like to meet in hotels for dinner dates and “flings”, says the source. “Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together, Mark is seeing someone!”

The source also tells us that Kim and Mark are planning a rendezvous this super bowl weekend.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

Sanchez is boning kardashian ... they could show up at the Super Bowl

Yikes: Site says Mark Sanchez and Kim Kardashian are ‘secretly dating’ | Off the Bench

Does USC players have an express highway to her rear end?

 

[Joker]

yeah..the Poopashoot Freeway...right off exit 9 of the Antelope Freeway...

 

[reflexblue]

Sanchez is boning kardashian ... they could show up at the Super Bowl

Yikes: Site says Mark Sanchez and Kim Kardashian are ‘secretly dating’ | Off the Bench

So LIL MArky is trying out "older women" banging that attention whore, whore. Girls a real Slut with a capital S. The reason they want to keep it secret is.... She doesn't want it to get out that shes having white meat for dinner

 

[robbomango]

One fact she can count on, He's real good at sucking:bricks:

 

[Joker]

awwww...noooooooooooooooes...you didn't....yes...yes you did...that's cruel, man....pretty frickin' cruel....keep it comin'..

 

[reflexblue]

One fact she can't count on, He's real good at sucking:bricks:

They're a match made in heaven, they Both Suck, they Both Blow :singing::singing::singing: