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  1. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I'm guessing Wes isn't wearing cleats here. . . . :)

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  2. Rob0729

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    I hear Reiss is a direct descendant of Froddo Baggins.
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    An inch taller than Chris Gasper?
  4. SONS_OF_BELICHICK

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    #93 Jersey

    He is part of the Smurf Clan...
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    Want to See him standing next to Solder.
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    He's three feet tall.
  7. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

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    Danny Woodhead needs to stand on a chair to look him eye to eye. :p
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    I was thinking the same thing after watching this. Check Reiss out next to kicker Stephen Gostkowski @ 1:00: Gostkowski Videos - ESPN
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    #75 Jersey

    Journalistically, he's a giant. ;)
  10. vuudu

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    Probably 5.5ft
  11. BigMike

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    I was standing next to him at Whole Foods Legacy Place last year. He has to be about 5 2" Bilbo Baggins for sure
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    This may come as a shock to many Patsfans readers but there ARE many people shorter than 5' 9". Really! I'm not kidding!
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    #3 Jersey

    I always expected him to be quite tall until I saw an interview with him on the Patriots website and was shocked!

    Maybe someone should tweet him and ask how tall he is!
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    #11 Jersey

    I hate all of you tall people thinking you're so superior because you can reach things on the top shelf without a stool.

    Guess what? I don't have to bend down as far to pick something up when I drop it.

    And I laugh when tall people smack their heads going down the basement steps all the time. I laugh at you!

    I can do jumping jacks under the doorway and my dome is safe.

    5'5 and proud of it! (Or at least not humiliatingly embarrassed.)
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    Hey guys!
    Woodhead posts here!!!
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    Yes, but he is given short shrift here.
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    yeah well, I'm 6'5', hell, everyone seems short to me :D
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    According to Sexy Rexy's wife ...he is taller than his toe....

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    I'm 5'5 also :D

    It is pretty annoying sometimes when playing sports and most girls are taller than me which is pretty embarrassing lol I'm 19 by the way
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    Hey..it allows you to sneak up behind them easier when they cant see you .....


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