Semi-OT: How short is Mike Reiss?

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  1. ctpatsfan77

    ctpatsfan77 PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

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    I'm guessing Wes isn't wearing cleats here. . . . :)

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  2. Rob0729

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    I hear Reiss is a direct descendant of Froddo Baggins.
     
  3. larryo

    larryo Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    An inch taller than Chris Gasper?
     
  4. SONS_OF_BELICHICK

    SONS_OF_BELICHICK Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    He is part of the Smurf Clan...
     
  5. vuudu

    vuudu In the Starting Line-Up

    Want to See him standing next to Solder.
     
  6. aluminum seats

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    He's three feet tall.
     
  7. TheGodInAGreyHoodie

    TheGodInAGreyHoodie Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    Danny Woodhead needs to stand on a chair to look him eye to eye. :p
     
  8. WhiZa

    WhiZa Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract

    I was thinking the same thing after watching this. Check Reiss out next to kicker Stephen Gostkowski @ 1:00: Gostkowski Videos - ESPN
     
  9. shmessy

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    Journalistically, he's a giant. ;)
     
  10. vuudu

    vuudu In the Starting Line-Up

    Probably 5.5ft
     
  11. BigMike

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    I was standing next to him at Whole Foods Legacy Place last year. He has to be about 5 2" Bilbo Baggins for sure
     
  12. PatsWickedPissah

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    This may come as a shock to many Patsfans readers but there ARE many people shorter than 5' 9". Really! I'm not kidding!
     
  13. Calciumee

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    I always expected him to be quite tall until I saw an interview with him on the Patriots website and was shocked!

    Maybe someone should tweet him and ask how tall he is!
     
  14. The Scrizz

    The Scrizz 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I hate all of you tall people thinking you're so superior because you can reach things on the top shelf without a stool.

    Guess what? I don't have to bend down as far to pick something up when I drop it.

    And I laugh when tall people smack their heads going down the basement steps all the time. I laugh at you!

    I can do jumping jacks under the doorway and my dome is safe.

    5'5 and proud of it! (Or at least not humiliatingly embarrassed.)
     
  15. PatsWickedPissah

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    Hey guys!
    Woodhead posts here!!!
     
  16. Clonamery

    Clonamery PatsFans.com Supporter PatsFans.com Supporter

    Yes, but he is given short shrift here.
     
  17. JaxPats

    JaxPats Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    yeah well, I'm 6'5', hell, everyone seems short to me :D
     
  18. SONS_OF_BELICHICK

    SONS_OF_BELICHICK Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    According to Sexy Rexy's wife ...he is taller than his toe....

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  19. Mark12

    Mark12 2nd Team Getting Their First Start

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    I'm 5'5 also :D

    It is pretty annoying sometimes when playing sports and most girls are taller than me which is pretty embarrassing lol I'm 19 by the way
     
  20. SONS_OF_BELICHICK

    SONS_OF_BELICHICK Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    Hey..it allows you to sneak up behind them easier when they cant see you .....


    :D
     
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