Well it just happened to another new thread. Our list of suspects at police headquarters is limited to those online at the time:
jmt57, patman52, mgteich, carolinatony, 363839, MattT1685, bucky, miDeuce, AFPatsFan12, QuickOutGo, Kdo5, bradmahn, Deus Irae, PatsFanInEaglesLand, André Carmel, billdog3484, NE39, neblo, patrickscribe, fnordcircle, MrTibbs, patsfan04522, TomBradyWoot, PittPatriot, bakes781, eom, slash83, Trocadile, Mabeyitstrue, QB12, ScottieC, Clarity, GoForItOn4, LoganMankinsPancakeBlocks, wahwho, SWelker, ayjackson, patchick, PATSYLICIOUS, patman12, PatriotsFan86, bigfandan, Patriotic Fervor, patsinthesnow, NE_Paddy, TommyBrady12, Jackson 2, CanadianPat'sFan, ann812, KDPPatsfan85, upstater1, Frezo, Grizzafted, rsd, MrBigglesWorth, Reckedtrek, N0vice33, jimmyjames, Tunescribe, Two Eight, Wildo7, JSn, Bertil, BadMoFo, etsusei, braveht, PatDaPatriot, PromisedLand, MoLewisrocks, fair catch fryar, WhoaDirty, The_Riddler, BelichickFan, Adam Seward, tedster822, kas, naclone, Pats67, Patjew, #12G.O.A.T, Triumph, Larry Whigham, ausbacker, TomPatriot, shmessy, Feep50, winged1dur, Miguel, patriot lifer, Bill219, YorkHarbor, Disco Volante, SladeRider, NSpatsfan, drakehead, nantucketguy, NEGoldenAge, dhamz, mayoclinic, Brettlax3434, BradyFixesEverything, bones1961, IcyPatriot, tatepatsfan, The 12th Man, cblesz, Patsfanin Philly, zoostation, sebman2112, LuRkeR1978, C32345, chrisfx811, Sean Pa Patriot, alvinnf, smg93, ALP, LuckyGandolff3x, SaCaCh, signbabybrady, WhiZa, Ginger_Ale, mmasterkillah, BradfordPatsFan, IpaqMan, Number Cruncher, mike_usagisan, DW Toys, Captain Cool, RayClay, ginachen, TBonePatsFan, Coach42, tobias funke, hyperpat, Dodgeboy95, edboc, broadwayjoe, pats1, Boston Boxer, sdaniels7114, Patslyn, lostjumper, GostkowSKI, Shockt327, SEPatsFan, DefenseRules, Chris, stcjones, Steve1iron, GroganCountry, cincipatsfan, kierkegaard, makoute, Funktopus, Va_Pats_Fan, Mossed81, drew4008
All of them, along with Colonel Mustard, Profeesor Plum, Mrs Peac0ck, Miss Scarlett, Mr Green and Mrs White, of course.