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Not for the overly sensitive....it ain't tomzilla.

Christ wearing a Joey Porter jersey... now that is funny.

funny but it still stings..

The karma theory actually does fit - of course that doesn't make it true - but the cartoon was pretty well done. Except - did I miss where Kraft has a drinking problem? That character seemed totally unlike Mr. Kraft to me.

That was idiotic. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

It started out, it could of had potential.
The Kraft part wrecked it pretty bad IMO.
1 out of 5 stars.

PromisedLand said:

The karma theory actually does fit - of course that doesn't make it true - but the cartoon was pretty well done. Except - did I miss where Kraft has a drinking problem? That character seemed totally unlike Mr. Kraft to me.

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Of course Mr Kraft does not have a drinking problem, but those marbles in his mouth make it appear that way.

Crap....that actually was funny.

Of course now I want to go out and shoot myself, but then I would miss the upcoming REVENGE of the Patriot machine, coming to the NFL in the year(s) to follow.

PromisedLand said:

The karma theory actually does fit - of course that doesn't make it true - but the cartoon was pretty well done. Except - did I miss where Kraft has a drinking problem? That character seemed totally unlike Mr. Kraft to me.

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I don't know if he has a drinking problem, but I have seen him a few times post-game and it was obvious that he was quite drunk.

I would not say that every Patriots fan who gets sloshed watching the game has a drinking problem. But Bob has appeared on TV drunk often enough to be fodder for a cartoon.

I see so many people hurl around karma when they talk about the Patriots. I didn't know so many NFL fans were Hindus.

Pretty funny cartoon though. Can't say I had a good laugh over it cause it was quite the jab at the Pats. But oh well.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie said:

I don't know if he has a drinking problem, but I have seen him a few times post-game and it was obvious that he was quite drunk.

I would not say that every Patriots fan who gets sloshed watching the game has a drinking problem. But Bob has appeared on TV drunk often enough to be fodder for a cartoon.

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The man had a f*ucking stroke, Einstein; strokes often affect a person's ability to speak properly.

I don't care who gets slammed, but that was awful.

Did the guy who used to do those die? I'm supposed to connect Jesus with Joey Porter's jersey? Whew, like week old fish.

Trot said:

The man had a f*ucking stroke, Einstein; strokes often affect a person's ability to speak properly.

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Could you please source this? This is the first I've heard of that, and Googling "robert kraft stroke" brings up nothing but things on Bruschi.

When he's interviewed, Kraft does tend to slur his words and sound like he's hammered, whether or not he actually is (and it's not like I'm going to judge him for being drunk at a football game if he's having fun).

It was pretty funny. It's just football, guys.

The last few years have had that "practical joke" feeling at the end.....

richpats said:

The last few years have had that "practical joke" feeling at the end.....

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Agreed. (10 char)

primetime said:

Could you please source this? This is the first I've heard of that, and Googling "robert kraft stroke" brings up nothing but things on Bruschi.

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He had it when he was 12. They didn't have Google then.

Frezo said:

He had it when he was 12. They didn't have Google then.

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And your source for this is ???? There are many knowledgeable fans on this site, of which I consider myself one and I have never heard of this and I venture to say that neither have many of the others. Unless you can present a legit source, I call BS on this......
IF it was true it would have gotten a lot of play after Bruschi's stroke and comeback....

While he may or may not have had a stroke. Not every time I have heard him speak did he sound drunk (Mayo introduction, on CNBC, etc.) but after games he has appeared drunk.

I don't hold it against him. (As long as he isn't driving.) I often drink when I am watching the game too.

But no matter the cause, he has appeared drunk often enough after games to be fodder for a cartoon.

Patsfanin Philly said:

And your source for this is ???? There are many knowledgeable fans on this site, of which I consider myself one and I have never heard of this and I venture to say that neither have many of the others. Unless you can present a legit source, I call BS on this......
IF it was true it would have gotten a lot of play after Bruschi's stroke and comeback....

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Patsfanin Philly said:

And your source for this is ???? There are many knowledgeable fans on this site, of which I consider myself one and I have never heard of this and I venture to say that neither have many of the others. Unless you can present a legit source, I call BS on this......
IF it was true it would have gotten a lot of play after Bruschi's stroke and comeback....

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Uh, Frezo got you good there.
No caffine in the evenings.

I do think there's ample evidence that Krafty enjoys the "amber liquid" referenced by our former Gov Weld.

TheGodInAGreyHoodie said:

Not every time I have heard him speak did he sound drunk (Mayo introduction, on CNBC, etc.) but after games he has appeared drunk.

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I always just figured he was excited/nervous... until my Uncle started calling me after every post-game speech to razz me about "your owner is s#|tfaced again"