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***Harry Boy*** · 08-26-2007, 03:46 PM

I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"

Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.

Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.

Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.

Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).

Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.

FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".

Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?

***reflexblue*** · 08-26-2007, 04:52 PM

I was sitting around today and thinking,that your only option if you want to be safe is to become.

VEGAN!!!

***gomezcat*** · 08-26-2007, 04:54 PM

If God is a chicken, then I suspect we are all going to spend eternity in a little cage, eating grain, as punishment for victimising God's chosen ones.

fleabassist1 · 08-26-2007, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Boy

I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"

Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.

Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.

Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.

Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).

Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.

FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".

Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?

What if God is an Athiest?

***reflexblue*** · 08-26-2007, 11:56 PM

If GOD is indeed a chicken, Harry you'll be sentanced to cleaning out his cage for eternity.

Real World · 08-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry Boy

I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"

Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.

Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.

Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.

Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).

Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.

FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".

Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?

If God is a chicken, then what's to worry? Look mean and you'll get your way.