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I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"
Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.
Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.
Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.
Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).
Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.
FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".
Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?
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If God is a chicken, then I suspect we are all going to spend eternity in a little cage, eating grain, as punishment for victimising God's chosen ones.
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The blog of our recent trip to The States (September and October 2012):
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I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"
Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.
Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.
Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.
Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).
Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.
FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".
Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?
What if God is an Athiest?
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GO PATRIOTS!!!!
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I sit around a lot and do nothing, when I was a working man, people would ask me what I was going to do when I retired, I would reply, "I plan on sitting around a lot and do nothing"
Today I was sitting around doing nothing, while doing this, I happened to be eating a chicken leg.
Sometimes "I think" when I am sitting around doing nothing, today I was thinking, I was thinking about chickens.
Several million chickens are killed each day in America, some have their heads cut off, some have their throats slit, some have their necks wrung, some have their heads bashed in, some suffocate in a chicken coop, some are eaten alive by foxes and there are a few that that get their whole head mashed to a pulp when a Cow steps on them.
Most of them are killed because we "the humans" want to fry them, boil them, bake them and eat them. (Millions and millions of them).
Now, suppose when we die and go to heaven, we discover that GOD IS A CHICKEN.
FootNote:
In America, there has been one man that has been solely responsible for the death of probably over Five Hundred Trillion Chickens, that man, "Col. Sanders".
Col. Sanders passed away a few years back, I wonder if he went to heaven?
If God is a chicken, then what's to worry? Look mean and you'll get your way.
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"The most difficult subjects can be explained to the most slow-witted man if he has not formed any idea of them already; but the simplest thing cannot be made clear to the most intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he knows already, without a shadow of doubt, what is laid before him." Leo Tolstoy, 1897
God, Jesus And The Chicken
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