What Will The Jets Game Plan Be vs. Pats?

[BigMike]

Will FatRat be throwing his IPhone into his team bus afterwards (obvious misphone ref) YOu know Fatty McBigg ass will try to shake things up.

 

[JoeSixPat]

As mentioned in another thread....

***BREAKING NEWS***

JETS ANNOUNCE "STRATEGIC FORFEIT" AGAINST PATRIOTS

November 23,2007 - Hempstead, NY - New York Jets officials today announced that they would forfeit the their upcoming game against the New England Patriots scheduled to take place next month in Foxboro, MA. Jets Coach Eric Mangini justified the unprecedented move to abandon the December 16th game by suggesting it is in the team's best interest to do so.

"Really, when you think about it, what's the point?" said Mangini, once referred to as fans as "Mangenius" though now more often heard referred to as "MangIdiot" within the Meadowlands. "We already know we're going to lose - and chances are we're going to lose badly, with the team humiliated and any confidence we have left destroyed. The odds-makers are already predicting we'll be 30-40 point underdogs, potentially putting us in the record books as the most over-matched team ever."

"The best thing we can do is simply stay home, get some rest, prepare for our game against the Titans, and hold onto what little is left of our dignity," concluded Mangini.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/2007-11-23-882549139_x.htm

 

[Patriotic]

As mentioned in another thread....

***BREAKING NEWS***

JETS ANNOUNCE "STRATEGIC FORFEIT" AGAINST PATRIOTS

November 23,2007 - Hempstead, NY - New York Jets officials today announced that they would forfeit the their upcoming game against the New England Patriots scheduled to take place next month in Foxboro, MA. Jets Coach Eric Mangini justified the unprecedented move to abandon the December 16th game by suggesting it is in the team's best interest to do so.

"Really, when you think about it, what's the point?" said Mangini, once referred to as fans as "Mangenius" though now more often heard referred to as "MangIdiot" within the Meadowlands. "We already know we're going to lose - and chances are we're going to lose badly, with the team humiliated and any confidence we have left destroyed. The odds-makers are already predicting we'll be 30-40 point underdogs, potentially putting us in the record books as the most over-matched team ever."

"The best thing we can do is simply stay home, get some rest, prepare for our game against the Titans, and hold onto what little is left of our dignity," concluded Mangini.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/2007-11-23-882549139_x.htm

This is old news for the Pats. BB's filmed Mangini planning all this back in October.

 

[xmarkd400x]

I heard it involved dropping 11 and counting to 5 mississippi.

 

[Mogamedogz]

They have same two options as everyone else... Bring the house and get killed over the top by Moss... or drop everyone into coverage and let Brady hand it off to the backs and throw little darts underneath to Welker, Watson, Stallworth, and Faulk.

Really... it's just a matter of choosing how they want to be disposed of... Deep and easy, or slow and painfully.

 

[BigMike]

I cant wait to see this game

 

[#56300ex]

Gee, do you think any cameramen will be around come handshake time. Hmmmmm.... awkward.

 

[RobAllan]

Gee, do you think any cameramen will be around come handshake time. Hmmmmm.... awkward.

Maybe they'll confiscate that phone that MangIdiot is selling, realizing he's using it to take videos of the defensive signals.

 

[DarrylS]

I think the best strategy for the Jets agains the Pats is for about 5k of the fans to pay top dollar for seats, and then at half time yell at women to expose their breasts in the December weather.. that is about all the satisfaction these loosers might get this year.

 

[A.C Vegas]

The Jets Gameplan is to Distence themsleves from their coach go to New England early in the week and Pay the entire team tribuates in the form of gifts and cash hope that in return the Pats only hang 50 on them instead of 70

 

[SteveTHEyankee]

What will the game plan be? As my old Sarge used to say when there was incoming--- DUCK AND COVER *******S!!

 

[stinkypete]

The Jets game plan will be to close their eyes, cover their ears, and scream "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" until it is all over.

 

[Drewwho]

Jets game plan:

Stop, drop, roll...roll over!!!