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Pay someone to answer the door:singing:
Give out a couple of pieces of dried fruit wrapped in a napkin. The word will get out quick. Once the first couple of kids see that "treat" the rest will ignore your house like the plague.
I always turn off the lights and put a picture of Albert DeSalvo at the bottom of the driveway.
You probably could for about $10 or $15 bucks (plus all the candy they can eat) pay a neighbors teen that is just past the age of trick or treating that is bummed about having nothing to do that night.
Imagine being in the middle of handing out candy to 10 little munchkins when suddenly you hear the crowd going insane, announcers screaming...
heh...what are you expecting?...60 year old trick or treaters?
I'll be putting a brush guard on my truck, getting extremely inebriated, and driving through crowded neighborhoods as fast as humanly possible.
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