We list ways to beat every NFL teams

[skspikex2]

Raiders- Don't be the Eagles

 

[xmarkd400x]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

I know how to win!!!

AFC-North
Baltimore Ravens - Score more points than them.
Cincinnati Bengals - Score more points than them.
Cleveland Browns - Score more points than them.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Score more points than them.


AFC-South
Houston Texans - Score more points than them.
Indianapolis Colts - Score more points than them.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Score more points than them.
Tennessee Titans - Score more points than them.


AFC-East
Buffalo Bills - Score more points than them.
Miami Dolphins - Score more points than them.
New England Patriots - Head explodes.
New York Jets - Score more points than them.


AFC-West
Denver Broncos - Score more points than them.
Kansas City Chiefs - Score more points than them.
Oakland Raiders - Score more points than them.
San Diego Chargers - Score more points than them.


NFC-North
Chicago Bears - Score more points than them.
Detroit Lions - Score more points than them.
Green Bay Packers - Score more points than them.
Minnesota Vikings - Score more points than them.


NFC-South
Atlanta Falcons - Score more points than them.
Carolina Panthers - Score more points than them.
New Orleans Saints - Score more points than them.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Score more points than them.


NFC-East
Dallas Cowboys - Score more points than them.
New York Giants - Score more points than them.
Philadelphia Eagles - Score more points than them.
Washington Redskins - Score more points than them.


NFC-West
Arizona Cardinals - Score more points than them.
San Francisco 49ers - Score more points than them.
Seattle Seahawks - Score more points than them.
St. Louis Rams - Score more points than them.

 

[JSn]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

I do not understand this thread. WTF?

 

[letekro]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

Bump. Thread shows a ton of potential.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

I do not understand this thread. WTF?

Poll question: This thread is a byproduct from:

A. Utter and complete boredom
B. Had a couple of beers in the afternoon
C. Just put the little one down for a nap and want to interact w/ adults
D. Conference call with software engineers in eastern europe (my personal favorite)

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

Raiders- Don't be the Eagles

OK, I'll bite:

Browns. "Show up."

Ravens. "Get Ray Lewis and Harbaugh pissed off about a Ref's call early in the game."

Jets. "Wave a hot dog in front of Sanchez."

Redskins. "Trade them your most overpriced Free Agent"

Colts. "Tell Polian he can rewrite the rule book about your winning play."

 

[Snarf]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

Just take it one game at a time.

 

[skspikex2]

Re: We list ways to beat every NFL teams.

Poll question: This thread is a byproduct from:

A. Utter and complete boredom
B. Had a couple of beers in the afternoon
C. Just put the little one down for a nap and want to interact w/ adults
D. Conference call with software engineers in eastern europe (my personal favorite)

B and half of C

Vikings: Let Chester Taylor tip the ball into your hands.
Cowboys: Tell them it's December or the playoffs.
Redskins: Show up
Titans: Bring snow
49ers: Don't play in the NFC West.
Colts: Be the Chargers
Panthers: start Jake Delhomme