Tony Dungy

[Pats_AZ]

upon further review, the vatican has decided that Tony Dungy is the reason for all things good in the world and has decided to replace Christmas with Dungymas. Merry Dungymas everyone!

 

[spacecrime]

So are you to mature to get the joke or what? I should have known the uptight posters on this site would not think something like this was funny.

Easy, big boy. He got the joke. It just wasn't all that funny. His version is funnier, that's all.

 

[patological]

Holy Tony once spent an evening at the fuglymonkey--a/k/a the "hottest" bar in Indianapolis. After his visit, 75% of the female patrons entered the convent.

 

[PlattsFan]

Tony sweats holy water.

 

[AStack75]

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

LOL (10 Characters)

 

[PlattsFan]

Jesus turned water into wine, but Tony turns wine into water.

 

[Pat_Nasty]

It is with great regret and a heavy heart that Tony Dungy coaches his defensive players to tackle their opponents.

In his original Tampa-2 scheme, his linebackers were told to run up to the ball carrier and ask him politely to fall down.

 

[Born_a_Patriot]

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

Holy Cr@p That is Great.....:rocker:

 

[patchick]

Tony Dungy is so pure, when he watches porn, he watches it on rewind, so he can see the insatiable slut put her clothes + glasses back on, put her hair back into a bun, and turn back into a prim and proper school teacher.

Absolute truth. (His original plan was for all the performers to get married at the end, but then he learned there was gay porn.)

 

[primetime]

upon further review, the vatican has decided that Tony Dungy is the reason for all things good in the world and has decided to replace Christmas with Dungymas. Merry Dungymas everyone!

Vatican? Tony Dungy? You're kidding me, right?

The Pope is Catholic. Dungy's brand of Christianity does not look favorably upon Catholics (and that's putting it in a nice way... "They can't be saved" is perhaps more accurate).

 

[danny88]

Easy, big boy. He got the joke. It just wasn't all that funny. His version is funnier, that's all.

First of he is a she. Secondly she did not make a joke , she made a statement about the joke...



Hope this helps

 

[Pats_AZ]

Vatican? Tony Dungy? You're kidding me, right?

The Pope is Catholic. Dungy's brand of Christianity does not look favorably upon Catholics (and that's putting it in a nice way... "They can't be saved" is perhaps more accurate).

Dosen't mean the Pope dosen't love Tony as well. That's how GREAT the Dungy is!!

 

[LoveDemPats]

"TONY H DUNGY! What the hell are you people talking about!!?"

(it ain't that good so I better explain that I am umm, pretending to ya know use his like name in place of ya know that other name.)

 

[Mogamedogz]

In the name of the father, the son and Tony Dungy.

The response sound homily is Let us whine and cry.

There was no flag on the deep pass to Reggie Wayne
(all) Let us Whine and Cry.
The other team has knocked down Peyton.
(all) Let us Whine and Cry.
We have a lot of injuries.
(all) Let us Whine and Cry..(allllll) Let us whhhhinnne and Cryyyyyy.
That reverberation was CBS NOT US!!!
(all) Let us Whine and Cry!

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen on this forum (and I have been here for a LONG time!).

 

[Bostonian1962]

Nah, it's the other way around: Tony is so pure he turns every island he visits into the Virgin Islands. Even Coney Island and Rikers Island.

(Tedy's all-powerful; Tony just blinds with the blazing light of righteousness.)

Didn't Dungy start a record company, as well as an airline???

 

[upstater1]

Dungy threw Corey Simon off the team because he hated the way Simon grunted when lifting weights. Which makes sense, after all, since the coach prefers players with quiet strength.

 

[danny88]

Dungy threw Corey Simon off the team because he hated the way Simon grunted when lifting weights. Which makes sense, after all, since the coach prefers players with quiet strength.

At first Colts fans where heartbroken when Dwight Freeney joined Morris and other's on ir. That was until they found out ir means insanely righteous on a team coached by Dungy, not injury reserve like the rest of the NFL. After learning this little known fact fans where ecstatic with the Freeney injury.

Further proof how the colts and there staff are far more classy then anyone else. So unselfish was Dungy that he put Dwight on ir for the betterment of the nation.

 

[CTPatsFan]

Jesus turned water into wine, but Tony turns wine into water.

I can turn beer into salty water. Where does that get me?

 

[patchick]

I heard Dungy was unhappy about the focus on the missed kick in SD, pointing out that the Colts have actually won every game they didn't lose. "Really, sad day for the NFL," he said. "It's another case of the 99 percent good things that are happening being overshadowed by 1 percent bad. Again, people aren't talking about our product, they're talking about a negative incident."

 

[ctpatsfan77]

A Beautiful Mind was supposed to be about the life of Tony Dungy . . . until the creators realized his story was too beautiful to actually tell. So they settled for a story about a Nobel Prize-winning schizophrenic.