Tom Kardashian will be the Executive Director of his own roast on Netflix scheduled for 2023. Imagine controlling what people will say about you in a roast about yourself. This is typical Tom Kardashian. Next he will have a stand-in at QB.
Imagine creating your own production company in order to document your every move on film.
I wonder what direction Tommy gave his film crew in the very enlightening home massage/son make-out scene?
Imagine producing a feature film titled with your name and starring yourself.
Imagine producing a roast to honor yourself.
Should we be surprised the once 'Regular Joe' Tom Brady pivoted from humble 'team first' Tommy to the Megalomaniac he now is?
The writing has always been on the wall.
Two decades ago young Tom Brady lusted for celebrity validation right out of the gates, making headlines first with Hollywood vamp/gossip page staple Tara Reid.
He quickly moved up in class with feature film actress Bridget Moynahan but her screen credits were typically as subordinate love interest to A-list male stars.
Tommy had grander ambitions
Brady lusted for a top of the marquis love interest and abruptly jettisoned Bridget and her Baby bump and continued to climb the rungs of the celebrity social ladder until he reached it's pinnacle, Giselle.
Bagging a Leo hand-me-down is platinum currency.
Full celebrity validation achieved
Transformation complete, "Monaco here I come, fire up the G7, my Rolls will have us on the tarmac in twenty."
Note: Tommy does give back (when not making celebrity appearances or hourly social media headlines)
"Yeah, I'll make an appearance at your charity. Send me a chopper and guarantee me 20% of the take."
"Want an interview, send Jim Gray the questions and he'll ask the ones I approve"
Let's not forget about TB12 Sports and Massage parlor, a high end salon for discerning customers who appreciate $59.99 eight ounce bags of Brazilian nuts and other Fountain of Youth gimmicks.
Celebrity Tom is a natural business man.....
"Give me free office space, let my glute masseuse have free roam of the Gillette, and don't complain when I threaten rookies that I will only pass to TB12 customers"
And in less than a decade, TB12 has expanded to..........3 cities.
The aura of TB12.
I truly can't wait for Tommy Broadcaster to begin his next phase.
He'll bring his own textured brand of celebrity cringe to every broadcast, full of personal anecdotes that accentuate his greatness
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PS ....Thanks Ian for supporting this Tommy Bucs forum
Where else could I pay special tribute to this humble superstar
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