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NFL has advised that 49'ers will be given 8 wins for the 2nd half of the season thus bringing their record to 8-8 in order to prevent the Patriots from gaining any advantage via high draft pick.

Furthermore, because the 49'ers suck so bad (2-6 record), the Patriots will be fined $500k, and Scott pioli will be suspended for 3 games for being so smart and duping the league teams and GM's every year. Also, 2 PI calls per game will be assessed against the Pats for remaining '07 season to make the games more competitive.

Finally, this for the NFL zebra crew from yesterday...you're 'effin pathetic as horse manure.

Now, back to where were....ummmmm 9-0.

NE PATRIOTS 2007 - "Flight for Fourth" !
 
2+8 = 10

That would put them at 10-6 and playoff bound, in all likelyhood.
 
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