The witlessness and wisdomlessness of Jerry Jones

[RecoveringCowboy]

“I’ve been around here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. Having said that, I want me some glory hole.”

Jerry’s intention was to use a term from his oil and gas business days to get his point across. The problem is most people think of something totally different when they hear the term glory hole. Needless to say fans, media and late night TV host had a field day with this one.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Jerry Jones wanted to pick Johnny Manziel, had draft card 'snatched'

 

[borg]

“I’ve been around here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. Having said that, I want me some glory hole.”

Jerry’s intention was to use a term from his oil and gas business days to get his point across. The problem is most people think of something totally different when they hear the term glory hole. Needless to say fans, media and late night TV host had a field day with this one.

Cardinal sin #1 when telling a joke.......Don't explain the joke after telling the joke.
I prefer visual reinforcement ...

 

[Nikolai]

“I’ve been around here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. Having said that, I want me some glory hole.”

Jerry’s intention was to use a term from his oil and gas business days to get his point across. The problem is most people think of something totally different when they hear the term glory hole. Needless to say fans, media and late night TV host had a field day with this one.

I think he knew what he was saying.

He's turning into a sex-crazed Al Davis...

 

[patchick]

Cardinal sin #1 when telling a joke.......Don't explain the joke after telling the joke.[/]

Is cardinal sin #2 "don't wait 2 years to tell it"?
Jerry Jones Has an....ummmmm.....Interesting Goal for this Year

Seems to me Ol' Jerry has actually been oddly sane lately. Hope he's feeling ok.

 

[borg]

Is cardinal sin #2 "don't wait 2 years to tell it"?
Jerry Jones Has an....ummmmm.....Interesting Goal for this Year

Seems to me Ol' Jerry has actually been oddly sane lately. Hope he's feeling ok.

I agree....Jerry has been reigned in a bit.....which makes me

 

[ctpatsfan77]

I believe he had to be "talked out of" picking Manziel, though.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

“We didn’t want to live with missing him if we bet wrong in the third round . (Quincy Carter's) a player we may not see the likes again for a couple of years – if even then."

...Draft Day 2001

 

[Sicilian]

Oh man, that's nothing! Have you heard this rant that Jim Mora went on? Someone asked him, you know, in like a press conference... someone asked him, "Oh, uh, hey, how about the playoffs?" and he's all like, "Playoffs!?" Haha. He kept saying it, like, "Playoffs?! You wanna talk about playoffs?!" and it was, you know, it was funny... guess you had to see it live. Anyone else hear about this?

 

[Joker]

 

[fnordcircle]

What's a glory hole?

 

[Geezer Butler]

What's a glory hole?

Don't play coy with us "party mouth"

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

Note: if you look at his pictures from 20+ years ago, you will notice the plastic surgery has Jerry looking more an more like:

 

[terabthia2]

Note: if you look at his pictures from 20+ years ago, you will notice the plastic surgery has Jerry looking more an more like:

I don't know...But I'm starting to this vague intuitive feeling that you're not a fan of Mr. Jones. Call it a hunch.

 

[RecoveringCowboy]

^ you might be right

 

[Geezer Butler]

 

[Gwedd]

Geezer: What's up with this so-called last tour? You can't let the Stones be the only immortal rockers.

 

[Geezer Butler]

Geezer: What's up with this so-called last tour? You can't let the Stones be the only immortal rockers.

I blame Sharon!!

 

[Gwedd]

I blame Sharon!!

Me too, though their two kids aren't helping things any.

I was loving the Raiders/Chiefs game last night. Everytime Oakland needed to make a stand somewhere, the house sound system started to play Iron Man.

 

[Geezer Butler]

Me too, though their two kids aren't helping things any.

I was loving the Raiders/Chiefs game last night. Everytime Oakland needed to make a stand somewhere, the house sound system started to play Iron Man.

Gotta love those sweet stadium PA royalties.