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Tedy Bruschi killed five Rhinos on safari- with his Death Stare.
 
Did I mention, the Taoists have a saying...

"The Tedy that can be explained is not the true Tedy".
 
i could be wrong but i have heard that Tedy last time was in Italy decided to return to Us swimming from Genoa to Boston instead to fly as the flight was delayed
 
Tedy can make women orgasm by pointing at them and saying, "Yo!"

Tedy invented peanut butter and jelly so single mothers across America can spend less time preparing their children's school lunches.

Tedy will play the National Anthem on saxophone at the next Super Bowl ... in his Patriots uniform. He also has agreed to provide halftime entertainment during which he will lead his own jazz orchestra ... still in uniform. That's OK with Belichick, because Tedy will already know what second-half defensive game plan adjustments are necessary without having to be told.
 
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italianpatthepatriot said:
i could be wrong but i have heard that Tedy last time was in Italy decided to return to Us swimming from Genoa to Boston instead to fly as the flight was delayed

You're right. He did the backstroke with one arm so he could he could keep the other arm above water and speed-read "War and Peace" en route. He returned the book to Boston Public Library as soon as he arrived.
 
gomezcat said:
Tedy Bruschi killed five Rhinos on safari- with his Death Stare.

Then he brought them back to life with Reiki after learning they are an endangered species.
 
patsfaninpa said:
Tedy can multiply by zero!

Actually, that was Tedy's gift to humanity. But only Tedy can divide by zero. :)
 
T-Shirt: Foremost, your patience with me is exemplary. Like an overstriding little brother I attempt to gain favor with exhuberant stabs at grandeur in order to prove worthiness. I concede this fact and wish to withdraw my apparent contrary demeanor. Straight uncouth, homey.
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Did I mention, the Taoists have a saying...

"The Tedy that can be explained is not the true Tedy".

Tedy IS what Willis was always talking about.
 
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Tedy Bruschi made Belichick and Mangini shake hands after the game Sunday.
 
Tedy "IS",..........

So let it be written,.... so let it be done.
 
does anybody have a link to the tedy "possible half centaur" gag? i was looking for it a month or so ago, but had no luck.
 
WV-Colt said:
does anybody have a link to the tedy "possible half centaur" gag? i was looking for it a month or so ago, but had no luck.

If you find the link, please post it here. The one I'd like to see again is where Tedy's face is superimposed over George Washington's in that famous painting of Washington crossing the Delaware.
 
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