That's your goddamn fault. You know damn well that if you don't agree with everything SBB says then you're a hater and he's going to be extremely pissed off. All you had to do was agree with him on everything, including how good Bill's taint tastes, and there would have been no problem, but noooooooooooi, you had to tell him you wouldn't lick Bill's taint, so of course he's going to say that you wouldn't even know because his head was down there the whole time and he would have seen you.
Ian, could you please label this as a content post and give it its own thread? And don't tell me you can't because you do it for Ken all the time, and I'm way more important than he is.