The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[WinstonSmith]

When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle. Hopefully, you won't judge me so harshly when I turn 73 and bed my, 20 to 24 year old, personal advisor/manager.

 

[maust]

It's on brand to create distractions for his team?

It is on brand for Bill to decide what he thinks is a distraction and what isn't

It was on brand to hire Patricia as offensive coordinator?

That was a total BB move. Patricia is inside the circle and Bill is smarter than everyone else. 100% Belichikian

What does he have to do? Pee on the floor during a press conference to convince you something is not right?

Or would that still be Bill just being Bill ignoring societal norms?

When Bill pees on the floor in a press conference, and neither Bob Kraft, Charlie Casserly or Ron Borges is on that floor, get back to me.

 

[Sect140]

Apparently she's also enough of a football expert to correct Bill's answers to football related questions in that interview.

Maybe she recommended Bill hire Patricia? Lol

She’s the next Ernie Adam’s at UNC.

 

[NormZauchin]

Pretty funny line in The: Ringer:

It’s not that much weirder to hire your 24-year-old girlfriend to do public relations than it is to ask Matt Patricia to coordinate your offense, and it’s entirely possible that both moves will ultimately have similar levels of success.

Jordon Hudson Is in Her Reputation-Management Era

Bill Belichick’s book tour is off to quite the awkward start

www.theringer.com

Maybe Patricia would do public relations better than he did running the offense.

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

She just 24....does she have to leach off of Bill's fame.
BB picking Jordan Hudson as his girlfriend is like most of the draft picks and free agent signings he made over the last 5 years...terrible. I am having "Jordan Richards" flashbacks.
There I said it.

And I thought you were a respectable retired medical doctor who has been married for a long time only to find out that Sam is a player with a complete understanding of GF experiences. Good for you Sam. How old are your younger GFs?

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

Maybe Patricia would do public relations better than he did running the offense.

Patricia ran the offense better than Bill Obrien and AVP. Check the statistics. Why do you mention Patricia when BOB and AVP were worse? Really wierd to continue the "Patricia sucked" narrative after the next two OCs were worse.

What Patriots shadow account are you? Jonathan Kraft?

 

[Family]

That was a total BB move. Patricia is inside the circle and Bill is smarter than everyone else. 100% Belichikian

Please name moves with his coaching staff that were close to this.

 

[Bill Lee]

That compulsive fornicator is taking Bill Belichick for the proverbial ride!

No sympathy for him, he's a grown man.

The ones being taken for a ride are UNC.

As a UConn grad, I send my appreciation to old goat (sic) Bill and his hottie Jordan.

You dig that gold, Jordan!

 

[Grogan14]

And I thought you were a respectable retired medical doctor who has been married for a long time only to find out that Sam is a player with a complete understanding of GF experiences. Good for you Sam. How old are your younger GFs?

I wish!

 

[Huckleberry1]

Dear Lord. What the **** happened to Bill?

I think that is very obvious.

 

[lancerman]

No sympathy for him, he's a grown man.

The ones being taken for a ride are UNC.

As a UConn grad, I send my appreciation to old goat (sic) Bill and his hottie Jordan.

You dig that gold, Jordan!

UNC still is getting more attention and looks because of Bill despite the drama. I'm sure this isn't what they expected and thought he would bring more respectability and prestige over spectacle, but, for an afterthough program, this isn't a dealbreaker.

 

[borisman]

He’s a football coach, not basketball

 

[Huckleberry1]

We’re on to Mike Vrabel.

Yep. And I love it.

 

[Boomer B]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BILL?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JORDON HUDSON ****S YOU IN THE ASS!!!

 

[signbabybrady]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BILL?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JORDON HUDSON ****S YOU IN THE ASS!!!

Jesus

 

[sb1]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BILL?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JORDON HUDSON ****S YOU IN THE ASS!!!

I bet she’s never heard of Vietnam…

 

[sb1]

Patricia ran the offense better than Bill Obrien and AVP. Check the statistics. Why do you mention Patricia when BOB and AVP were worse? Really wierd to continue the "Patricia sucked" narrative after the next two OCs were worse.

What Patriots shadow account are you? Jonathan Kraft?

Nah Patricia was the worst OC hands down. Revisionist history to say this guy was good because the other guys led them to worse stats. Tried to bring in a new system that was eventually scrapped because he couldn’t teach it, couldn’t get plays in on time (Pats T-2nd in the league that season in delay of game penalties) , had no clue about stringing plays together in sequence and with purpose, screen after screen after screen, audible frustration from his starting QB, receivers running into each other because their routes were designed that way, the whole thing was a debacle. Nobody on offense could say they got better with his coaching. Funny how nobody else hired him for the role and he’s now out of the league.

BOB did a poor job himself but at least he was a legit OC. The talent he had to work with was worse, the team was injured on both sides of the ball, the Patriots were starting backup QBs, and the division got harder.

Not MP’s fault he was set up for failure having no idea what he was doing, dude should have never been hired for the role.

 

[NormZauchin]

Patricia ran the offense better than Bill Obrien and AVP. Check the statistics. Why do you mention Patricia when BOB and AVP were worse? Really wierd to continue the "Patricia sucked" narrative after the next two OCs were worse.

What Patriots shadow account are you? Jonathan Kraft?

I am aware that Patricia's offense was better than Bill O'Brien's and AVP's. I do not need instruction from you. The reason why I referenced Patricia was (1) that while better than the two succeeding offenses, it was still bad, ranking 17th worse in twenty years of Patriot offenses from 2005 to 2024, (2) the post I was attempting to make a humorous comment on, mentioned Patricia and not O'Brien or AVP. Perhaps Brandon_Cox is Jonathan Kraft or maybe any of the Patsfans posters who have continued to reference the ineptitude of the Patricia year as offensive signal caller.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS BILL?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JORDON HUDSON ****S YOU IN THE ASS!!!

I thought that was what happens when you meet Jordan Hudson in the Alps.

 

[NashuaPats]

Jordan Hudson really doesn’t look that different from Marissa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. Just saying…