That was hilarious! I liked the one about Steelers fans the best because it's the most apt:
7. Steelers Fans
Steelers are the “Industrial” fans, and by that I don’t mean Industrial Music, I mean they think they’re from ******* mining towns! Yes, we all know Pittsburg is so ******* working class, just like Buffalo is, but Pittsburg has the feeling of a guy with a mustache working in some crusty industrial plant creating something that is absolutely representative of Americana. This idea gives Steelers fans the feeling of being hard. Whenever you come across Steelers fans, just know that they think their tough because they’re wearing their Steelers apparel. It’s a material signifier for the fact that they’re really fat loafs who have below-average looking girlfriends. Another thing, Supposedly the Steelers have “fans” all over the place but why all the empty seats at Heinz Field year after year?
