Ryan Grigson, Chuck Pagano, Bob Kravitz, and Jim Irsay died and, awaiting judgement, sat in a room.
A God-like voice boomed: Ryan Grigson, please exit the room by the door, proceed down the hallway, and enter the first door to the right. Grigson did so, and found himself entering another room as a pack of rabid dogs entered the same room through a different door.
A God-like voice boomed: Ryan Grigson, for all your lies and other transgressions on Earth, you will spend eternity battling off these rabid dogs.
Back in the waiting room, Chuck Pagano, Bob Kravitz, and Jim Irsay sat.
A God-like voice boomed: Chuck Pagano, please exit the room by the door, proceed down the hallway, and enter the second door to the right. Pagano did so, and found himself entering another room as a pride of lions entered the same room through a different door.
A God-like voice boomed: Chuck Pagano, for all your lies and other transgressions on Earth, you will spend eternity battling off these hungry lions.
Back in the waiting room, Bob Kravitz, and Jim Irsay sat.
A God-like voice boomed: Bob Kravitz please exit the room by the door, proceed down the hallway, and enter the third door to the right. Kravitz did so, and found himself entering another room as a swarm of angry bees flew into the same room through a different door.
A God-like voice boomed: Bob Kravitz, for all your lies and other transgressions on Earth, you will spend eternity battling off these killer bees.
Back in the waiting room, Jim Irsay sat, still trying to shake off the overdose that had killed him.
A God-like voice boomed: Jim Irsay, please exit the room by the door, proceed down the hallway, and enter the fourth door to the right. Irsay did so, and found himself entering another room as Kate Upton walked into the same room through a different door.
A God-like voice boomed: Kate Upton, for all your transgressions on Earth, you will spend eternity battling off this crazed moron.