Songs of the Pats' 2010 offseason

[VJCPatriot]

Pats fans reactions to first days of free agency:
"I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend."
YouTube - Third Eye Blind - Jumper with Lyrics

How Pats Free Agents feel about NOT getting Paid by BB:
"Sucka tried to play me but you never paid me, neva."
YouTube - Oh No You Didn't (Full Song with Lyrics)

The Koolaid drinkers' song:
"Try not to get worried
Try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you.
Don't you know
Everything's alright
Yes everything's fine."
YouTube - ************ Superstar (1973) - Everything's Alright

The Pessimists' counterpoint (Hogwarts edition):
"Uh Oh, We're in Trouble, Something's come along and it's burst our bubble."
YouTube - The Hogwarts Kids - Uh Oh! We're In Touble!

We MUST have receiver X crowd:
"I gotta have you, I gotta have you
I gotta have you for me
You are a sight for sore eyes to see
I've gotta make you my reality
I gotta have you, I gotta have you
I gotta have you for me"
YouTube - Stevie Wonder - Gotta Have You (Jungle Fever)

Binky X will SAVE our franchise. BB draft/sign him now!:
"And they say that a hero can save us.
I'm not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away."
YouTube - Chad Kroeger ''Hero''

You don't know what you're talking about therefore I WIN forum posters:
"YOU'VE NO CLUE DO YOU?"
YouTube - KING CREOSOTE - YOU'VE NO CLUE DO YOU

I'm tired of this discussion, welcome to my IGNORE LIST:
"We will not witness this anymore
This is the end for you my friend
I can't forgive, I won't forget..."
YouTube - Anti-Flag - This Is The End (For You My Friend)

:singing: Hope that was mildly amusing. I know during the offseason people get a little obssessed as they ponder every single move and every free agent, but it is what it is. Let's not go too crazy about it. In the end, we're all fans of the same team and wish them the best. We just have different ideas on how the Patriots can best go about that.

PS Feel free to add your offseason songs to the list. This is just for starters.

 

[JMarr]

Song for when Wesley Welker Returns:

"I am the world's forgotten boy, the one who searches to destroy..."

YouTube - IGGY POP and the STOOGES "search and destroy"

(And nobody get all PC on me, my GF is Vietnamese).