Congratulations if you're able to read this sentence because you are now qualified to be a "journalist" for ESPN and a default puppet for the NFL front office. Please fill this thread with unsubstantiated theories, articulate paranoia and conjecture from unnamed sources that we can pass on to ESPN. I'll start--- An unnamed source at Bernie & Phyl's can now confirm Belichick once tore the tag off his mattress. Proof positive his wanton arrogance has no bounds. A now retired CA librarian who wishes to remain anonymous reports that Brady's dad returned a library book one day after due date in 1982. Clearly a bad influence. An unnamed villager reports the recently recovered wing section of that missing Malayasian plane contained gunpowder residue linked to a spent shell from Matt Light's charity skeet shoot. Light's jovial nature isn't fooling us anymore. On an unspecified date about 3 years ago Hooman cheated his server by only tipping 19.7% instead of the 20% accepted standard. The heartless TE apparently finds the working class unworthy of just compensation. Nate Solder left the bathroom seat up after using a unisex restroom in 2014. A female subsequently entered and had to lower the seat. This is irrefutable confirmation that Solder is a misogynist. ???