RYAN TANNEHILL TEXT DIKEMBE!! (DIKEMBE PREVIEW)

[RelocatedPatFan]

For some reason seeing DIKEMBE made me think back to Jonas Gray and a good reference...

LORD OF THE RINGS: Jondalf the Grey has turning into James the White this season.

 

[Clonamery]

Ryan Tannehill is Congolese. Who'da thunk?

Well, Tannehill translated in his native language means "albino athlete of much doucheness attempts to tan upon the distant hills."

 

[PatsfanTN]

Lmao, I love the number on the text conversation " dolphin number "

 

[PatsDeb]

We all want that Dolphin number so that we can text Tannehill!

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

Why does DIKEMBE speak remind me of Yoda???

 

[The Brandon Five]

Where's the Dikembe name for Ndamokung Suh?

 

[sieglo]

Gold.

 

[BTTA]

BECOME POSITIVE BEFORE DIKEMBE LIFTS THE CURSE

....waiting....

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Why does DIKEMBE speak remind me of Yoda???

They both RESPECT THE CLOCK

 

[Nikolai]

Knowing what we know of Tannehill, I'm actually thinking that is a real conversation.

 

[dikembe]

Knowing what we know of Tannehill, I'm actually thinking that is a real conversation.

DO YOU DOUBT DIKEMBE?

 

[Nikolai]

DO YOU DOUBT DIKEMBE?

Can't say that I do.

 

[The Brandon Five]

DO YOU DOUBT DIKEMBE?

Not today!

 

[dikembe]

TANNEHILL HAS NOT TEXT DIKEMBE YET

 

[JarOfMayo51]

What do you predict tonight's score to be, oh wise Dikembe?

 

[farn]

But Dikembe, the new coach has brought energy to the great Dolphins and their two game winning streak against amazing competition trumps the mere 6-0.... how can NE beat them ?

 

[The Brandon Five]

But Dikembe, the new coach has brought energy to the great Dolphins and their two game winning streak against amazing competition trumps the mere 6-0.... how can NE beat them ?

BECAUSE IS DOLPHIN

 

[dikembe]

I TEXT TANNEHILL "HELLO DOUCHEMAN, NICE GAME?"
NO RESPONSE