APF: "I'm sorry, Mr. Kraft, but the enemy blue jerseys and enemy silver stripeless helmets suck. All the players and fans I talk to agree."
Robert Kraft: "Mister, you might have made a fool out of some of my colleagues...but you'll have to get up early in the morning to put one over on Robert Kenneth Kraft! Now you look at this face, what do you see?"
APF: "I see alcohol poisoning and putrefaction in the tertiary stage. -Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I thought you meant the flying elvis..."