Police officer who found Owens speaks on ESBN

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

The whole story is coming out now...

On the Tony Kornholer show, the first Dallas police officer on the scene, Patrol Sergeant J.W. Steersnqueers, said that Owens actually DID indeed try to commit suicide

Apparently, it was not pills, though, as first reported.

Owens tried to stab himself several times with a Sharpie...

 

[Kdo5]

Can we just move on from this f**king topic?

There are millions of people who have depression. TO is just 1 of them.

 

[kolbitr]

I'm not offended by the joke, but would it be too much to indicate that the thread is humorous and not genuine in its title?

 

[mgcolby]

He did put ESBN. I think the B stands for BS. Just my take.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

He did put ESBN. I think the B stands for BS. Just my take.

As usual, my lad mgcolby is the sharpest knife in the drawer!

The whole thing was tongue in cheek, hence the following "tipoffs":

1. ESBN
2. Tony Kornholer
3. Patrol Sergeant J.W. Steersnqueers (a little jab at all my "Brokeback Mountain" pals from the great state of Texas!)

This was an (obviosuly ineffective) attempt to show how fed I am too, and let's forget friggin T.O. the attention-monger and move onto more important topics...

Like Chad Johnson the attention-monger!

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