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Miker Florio's Pro Football Talk rumor mill page has come out with an All Time All Turd team. But afterward he nominated the top five Hall of (In)Fame for the ATT.
They are: OJ Simpson, Lance Rentzel, Mossy Cade, Rafael Septien and Rae Carruth.
I'll add the PFT snipetts by which these infamous people were selected:
O.J. Simpson, RB, Bills, 49ers: Though he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and some dude who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, a civil jury later found that the Juice had killed them. Many believe that his vow to find the "real" killer was a hollow gesture; we think Simpson honors his commitment every morning at the bathroom mirror.
Lance Rentzel, WR, Vikings, Cowboys, Rams: Arrested for exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl. Even worse, he married Joey Heatherton.
Mossy Cade, CB, Packers: Little-known defensive back who wins a spot on the list for being convicted of raping . . . his own aunt.
Rafael Septien, K, Cowboys: Pleaded guilty in 1987 to charges of indecency with a 10-year-old girl.
Rae Carruth, WR, Panthers: Decided to avoid 18 years of paying out the rear end by having the baby and the mother killed. (Fortunately, the child survived.) So Rae will instead spend the next 18 years or so paying up the rear end.
Here's a guy that was a high runner up for the top five from the All-Turd Team:
Lewis Billups, CB, Bengals: Billups allegedly drugged and raped a woman, videotaped the incident, and then threatened to send the tape to her husband if she didn't come up with $20,000. He pleaded no contest to criminal conspiracy and died in 1994 after losing control of his vehicle at 100 miles per hour.
Today is the Canton HOF ceremonies. As we celebrate the "Good guys" let us also note the "Bad guys".
They are: OJ Simpson, Lance Rentzel, Mossy Cade, Rafael Septien and Rae Carruth.
I'll add the PFT snipetts by which these infamous people were selected:
O.J. Simpson, RB, Bills, 49ers: Though he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and some dude who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, a civil jury later found that the Juice had killed them. Many believe that his vow to find the "real" killer was a hollow gesture; we think Simpson honors his commitment every morning at the bathroom mirror.
Lance Rentzel, WR, Vikings, Cowboys, Rams: Arrested for exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl. Even worse, he married Joey Heatherton.
Mossy Cade, CB, Packers: Little-known defensive back who wins a spot on the list for being convicted of raping . . . his own aunt.
Rafael Septien, K, Cowboys: Pleaded guilty in 1987 to charges of indecency with a 10-year-old girl.
Rae Carruth, WR, Panthers: Decided to avoid 18 years of paying out the rear end by having the baby and the mother killed. (Fortunately, the child survived.) So Rae will instead spend the next 18 years or so paying up the rear end.
Here's a guy that was a high runner up for the top five from the All-Turd Team:
Lewis Billups, CB, Bengals: Billups allegedly drugged and raped a woman, videotaped the incident, and then threatened to send the tape to her husband if she didn't come up with $20,000. He pleaded no contest to criminal conspiracy and died in 1994 after losing control of his vehicle at 100 miles per hour.
Today is the Canton HOF ceremonies. As we celebrate the "Good guys" let us also note the "Bad guys".
