PFT: Sanchez learns new system with help of traffic light

[Patspsycho]

I insinuated a while ago, that Sanchez was learning a new system with the help of Sesame street. Turns out I wasn't too far off.

Jets play "red light, green light" with Sanchez | ProFootballTalk.com

 

[MoLewisrocks]

I assumed last week when Cryin' said he was taking over personal responsibility for Sanchez carelessness with the pigskin that nothing good would come of it... Wait for the finger pointing when he's throwing INTS on green and getting sacked on red and yellow...

 

[ctpatsfan77]

And to think, they could have just drafted Brian Hoyer. . . .

 

[Metaphors]

I insinuated a while ago, that Sanchez was learning a new system with the help of Sesame street. Turns out I wasn't too far off.

"Three. That is three inter... No. FOUR! Four Interceptions! Hah, hah, hah!"

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Do not, I repeat do NOT let "The Onion" see this!
Wait! Maybe this IS "The Onion"

I'm starting to actually feel pity for JETS fans, though arrogant bastids that they be

 

[muzz]

I'm starting to actually feel pity for JETS fans, though arrogant bastids that they be

I knew we should have started weaning you off those Meds earlier...now ya gotcha self some brain damage Da mnit !!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

This gem from a fan at Jets Insider as Jet fans reel in shock and embarrasment over Ryan's Red Light Green Light games, "In other news, Rex has decided to simplify the blitzing packages to get more pressure. Rex will now use the code words "Red Rover". He will be making calls such as "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Revis right over".

 

[Wide_Receiver]

Don't go to a Jets board and tell them how dumb this sounds. They take it really personal. I suggested that the Jets offensive coaching staff is the worst in football and of course I don't know what I'm talking about because my favorite team traded Wes Welker.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Don't go to a Jets board and tell them how dumb this sounds. They take it really personal. (sic) I suggested that the Jets offensive coaching staff is the worst in football and of course I don't know what I'm talking about because my favorite team traded Wes Welker.

See, there is an occasional bit of intelligence from a Jet fan

 

[cartmen]

I'd hate to be him I always sucked at this game in kindygarden. I always lost my balance and landed flat on my face. May be a prediction of whats to come

edit: Maybe they will sit down the Oline and teach them the game of Buck Buck. I just hope Fat Albert doesn't come a runnin!

 

[muzz]

What are they gonna do at recess, play dodge ball?

 

[Phokus]

I'm going to get mark sanchez a coloring book for Christmas

 

[muzz]

I'm going to get mark sanchez a coloring book for Christmas

Think he could handle Paint By Numbers yet?

 

[Wide_Receiver]

This thread has already been fun but has the potential to extremely entertaining.

 

[Frezo]

1-2-3-redlight...fumble
1-2-3-redlight...sack
1-2-3-redlight...int
"Hey coach, can we try Simon Says?"

 

[PatsfanGlo]

Guess they just need crayons, glue and scissors for their playbook. I mean you hear talk of dumbing down the playbook but this takes the cake.

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

In other news;

The JETS installed a new playbook for the rest of the season:

 

[patsfan-1982]

if the jets where smart they would have stayed at pick #17and picked (Percy Harvin) to play next to Jerricho Cotchery

draft a QB in the 2th or 3rd round to play next year and signed jeff garcia to play this year

but they give up all dose pick's and put there season in the hand's of a rookie and then traded for a WR and they cant get him the ball

they cold have been at lest a wild card team if they had a ok QB

but that's why the jets are the jets lol you got to love it

 

[Rob0729]

Maybe Pete Carroll was wrong. If he is playing red light, green light; maybe he should have stayed in Pop Warner not college for another year.

Seriously, if they are starting this crap 11 weeks into the season, this guy wasn't ready to be starting in the NFL.

 

[stinkypete]

Mark Sanchez, slave to the traffic light