DENVER-OWNS-PATSIES said:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! stick with the cardinals ole boy!!!!!! baaaaaaaaaa!
Typical intelligent Broncos fan response from a typically intelligent Broncos fan. (
SNORT!)
I've seen a lot of them up close...unfortunately!
Let's see here....ummm....St. Louis Rams....didn't give up a single TD...and they still lost! Well, St. Louis is the "greatest show on turf"! No, wait - that was 5 years ago! Oh, well...
Let's see here....ummm....Kansas City Chiefs....mmmm...they won this one! Did a great job of containing Trent Green....oh, wait - he didn't play....oh, well....Great job on Larry Johnson! What? 127 yards? Oh, well...a win's a win...Actually, they put the kibosh on KC with that devastating display of superior offensive power....what? No TDs again? What gives?
Well, I'm not really worried about that offense in Denver. They still teach their offensive linemen the lost art of chop blocking! Remember how, back in the Pats' second Super Bowl run, everyone complained that the Pats
cheated! ('Course, it was never really shown how they did that without getting called for it, but I digress...) These Bronco teams have been doing this since Cave Days, but the level of criticism when compared to the Pats' critics' rings of
j'accuse! is positively mute.
But - but - but -
we own you! Yes! 4-1 against you guys in the last 5! What? 4 of the last 5 have been in Denver? Well, can't win 'em all, huh? Besides, we beat you twice last year! What? Both in Denver? So...what? The Pats used street guys against us in their first loss? Who cares! What? Zebras handed game to the Broncos repeatedly? So!?! That's one of our secret weapons!
You guys are coming into the lion's den in loin cloth and little else. You may want this game, but we want it a lot, lot more. Everyone's read about Williamson's pre-season analysis labeling the Pats a team that is "no longer dangerous" while generously, and foolishly, labeling that team in the obscure outpost in the mountains out west as a team with "Super Bowl asperations".
Let me tell you there, sonny - it's awfully hard to win in that league without scoring at least an occasional touchdown. We'll see if your football team can go 3 weeks in a row doing that.
I grant you your team's defense has risen to the call against the true iron of the league (in game 1, you played a St. Louis team that wouldn't know an offensive touchdown if it bit them in the a s s; in the 2nd game, you faced a team quarterbacked by a guy who's seen action in 6 games in his career, and for you guys it was still life and death!), but now the venue will be a little different, populated by mean, big violent guys who have had you in their sights for the better part of 8 months. Cripes, even the owner was talking about this game back in May!
My brother-in-law lives out there, and he's already talking smack via email. My wife wants me to tone it down....
this week. Next week, she says, she's turning a blind eye and a deaf ear to my behavior over this, and I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to that.
Sunday...NBC....8:15 ET....6:15 MT....that's when it'll be marked that your season of "Super Bowl Asperations" is over!