OT: WTH should Jimmy Garoppolo's nickname be? (with credit to patchick for the question)

[oldrover]

We've settled Brisket. LOL... okay... at least I'LL be calling him Brisket.

But what about Jimmy? Maybe just Jimmy G? Deus Irae calls him JAG... that would sure keep him humble.

G-Man is probably out, since it hearkens to the Team That Shall Not Be Named.

G-string is probably out, for completely different reasons.

G-Force wouldn't be bad except there was some kids movie about hamsters or gerbils called G-Force. We already have one rodent on offense.

Grop-And-Gimme-Six? LOL... okay, now I either need a drink, or need to STOP drinking.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

JAG
It IS his name

 

[Deus Irae]

JAG
It IS his name

This, and only this

 

[oldrover]

JAG
It IS his name

Good thing about that is, his fan club can be...

...the JAG Corps.

 

[Tony2046]

JAG it is.

Because I'm not messing with the big dogs.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Brady Bunch
JAG Corps

I like it

Now, something for Bisquick...

 

[letekro]

When the crowd was chanting "Jim-my Jim-my!" when he got hurt, it sounded like the greatest name a quarterback could possible have.

How about Jimmy the Saint?

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

JAMES ANTHONY GARAPOLLO

HIS MOTHER CHOSE IT. WHO ARE WE TO DISRESPECT HER?

(Going all Off The Grid on this)

 

[Fixit]

"Jingo"

n.

a vociferous supporter of policy favoring war, especially in the name of patriotism

 

[RobertWeathers]

I'll pull a Felger and rile up the natives.

 

[oldrover]

I'll pull a Felger and rile up the natives.

Actually, you don't pull a Felger... you push OUT a Felger.

 

[oldrover]

JAG it is.

Because I'm not messing with the big dogs.

"Hey guys how about a nickname for Jimmy?"

"JAG."

"Good idea!"

 

[ctpatsfan77]

If he plays well enough, he might become GOATroppolo or GaroppoGOAT.

 

[mikey m]

I call him Jimmy.

I hate it.

 

[oldrover]

I call him Jimmy.

I hate it.

"Jimmy wants a better nickname."

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Come on in Massachusetts jimmies are what most people call Sprinkles.

OK, JAG seems much much better and will keep him level headed.

 

[Wordsmyth]

I thought he was nicknamed Aladdin?

 

[fourhour]

Jimmy Gee works for me!

 

[Galeb]

If he gets traded to the Cowboys they should call him Jimmy the Kid.

 

[RobertWeathers]

I say we call him Whitey. That'll go over well.