OT: Warren Sapp bitten by a shark

[AQPE]

Thoughts and prayers to the shark

 

[AtomicDawg]

Considering Sapp's financial problems, it probably was a loan shark.

 

[PatsBoy12]

One big mouth gets bitten by another big mouth, huh?

 

[The Boston Patriot]

Shark is probably doomed after biting that toxic turd.

 

[Ring 6]

Wait. Sapp is bankrupt and stiffed his creditors. How can afford to be lobstering? Not to mention hookering.

 

[Peachhead]

Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

Which is a good reason not to take a dump in the ocean.

 

[Reckedtrek]

Carlson said Sapp "may need stitches," but will be "OK."

May need stitches?

If I was the doctor I'd sew his mouth shut and heal the world.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Warren Sapp bitten by shark while lobstering in Florida Keys

When karma bites back!

I always thought that Karma was a *****...

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Lots of good zingers in this thread lol

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Fun Fact: you are over 3000X more likely to be injured by a toilet than to be attacked by a shark in the United States.

Are there sharks in toilets?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I thought sharks didn't normally attack whales?

 

[Froob]

Ban Sharks?

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Joey007]

I can imagine that shark biting Sapp in the rear end and then Sapp reacting like:

 

[PatsBoy12]

Considering Sapp's financial problems, it probably was a loan shark.

You, sir, win the Internet today. I was just waiting to give out the award and you got it.

 

[Raymond]

So, there IS a God?

 

[PlanB]

I hope the shark was up to date on his tetanus shots

 

[Reckedtrek]

Lots of good zingers in this thread lol

They practically write themselves!

 

[Wiluven]

I clicked on this thread hoping it was a bigger shark....