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couldn't find a place to put this so moderators please move it if you need to. (colorful language involved too.)
Anthony Gargano has written a book called NFL Unplugged about what it's really like to play in the NFL. Deadspin has a few excerpts. Here's my favorite story --
Ike Reese told of a harrowing experience trying to recover a Brian Westbrook fumble during a punt return against the Patriots.
"Mike Vrabel grabbed my sac," Reese said. "We're all scrambling for the ball and Mike Vrabel had my nuts so hard I was screaming. I didn't even have the ball. He had my **** in his hands and he's squeezing. We don't wear cups. So I'm dying. Everything is fair game. The pile clears and I see him — now Mike, he's an Ohio guy, and I played against him at Ohio State when I was at Michigan State — and he's smiling and **** at me. I turned to him and said, ‘You ******' *******.'"
Jeff Garcia Pisses In Hand Towels, And The Art Of Breaking Thumbs In The Loose-Ball Pile
Anthony Gargano has written a book called NFL Unplugged about what it's really like to play in the NFL. Deadspin has a few excerpts. Here's my favorite story --
Ike Reese told of a harrowing experience trying to recover a Brian Westbrook fumble during a punt return against the Patriots.
"Mike Vrabel grabbed my sac," Reese said. "We're all scrambling for the ball and Mike Vrabel had my nuts so hard I was screaming. I didn't even have the ball. He had my **** in his hands and he's squeezing. We don't wear cups. So I'm dying. Everything is fair game. The pile clears and I see him — now Mike, he's an Ohio guy, and I played against him at Ohio State when I was at Michigan State — and he's smiling and **** at me. I turned to him and said, ‘You ******' *******.'"
Jeff Garcia Pisses In Hand Towels, And The Art Of Breaking Thumbs In The Loose-Ball Pile