When that horrible proto-elvis was booed out of the stadium in '79, I was disturbed that the mere possibility of ruining our uniforms would be considered.
I was one of them. We were sitting near the Miami bench and when Shula saw the p!ow heading out there he just stared with his jaw dropped for a few seconds before he realized what was going on and what was about to happen. He went completely, entirely bugf###. He was screaming, banging the sides of his head with clenched fists like a freaking banshee. It was f###### beautiful...