OT - Dave Dameshek playoff storylines

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http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000455979/article/spoiler-alert-divisional-round

Next year I will be sure to create a `The "Thread for Things not Thread Worthy" Thread`, but since nobody did this year, I'll create this one because this stuff is worth sharing, if for nothing else, #1 and #2. lol

1. Patriots vs Packers: The GOAT Bowl

Howâ??s this for a carrot? The winning QB will be heralded as the Greatest Of All-Time. (Don't worry, Niners fans: Montana's name will still be invoked ... at least by more "mature" supporters.)

2. Broncos vs Cowboys: The Eternal Bowl

It's no secret Peyton and Romo have had their postseason struggles, so what if this game goes to overtime? There's a decent chance neither QB would come through ... causing the game to go on forever ... or at least until the 2015 season kicks off.

(Hahahahahahahaha)

5. Patriots vs Cowboys: The Red, White and Blue Bowl

The team named for our revolutionary soldiers against America's Team. The only thing that'd make it more patriotic would be to watch it while eating apple pie with Uncle Sam, then going to vote.

8. Ravens vs Cowboys: The Elite? Bowl

A showdown for elititude between the two QBs subjected to the silly "Is he elite?" debate more than any other humans.





Some other good ones but I think Dameshek deserves a hit for his humor, so you can go check out the rest yourself.

Also, football baby picked the Pats. *wipes sweat from brow*

 

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I rather enjoyed #12
12. Ravens vs Packers: The Ironically Nicknamed Cities Bowl

Baltimore has many great things going for it ... but when I watch 'The Wire,' "Charm City" ain't exactly what comes to mind. Likewise, "Titletown" is a fine name for the home of all those NFL titles ... so long as we ignore the fact other sports are still being played on US soil.