Onion: Raiders excited about signing free agent JaMarcus Russell

[TrueBeliever]

Sorry, couldn't resist:

Raiders Excited About Prospect Of Signing Free Agent JaMarcus Russell | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[efin98]

Not even Davis is senile enough to take him back...

 

[Ryan]

Not even Davis is senile enough to take him back...

JaMarcus Russell is a great player. Get over it.

 

[efin98]

JaMarcus Russell is a great player. Get over it.

Please tell me this is sarcasm...

 

[Kontradiction]

Please tell me this is sarcasm...

It wasn't sarcasm. It was what Al Davis told Lane Kiffin about the fat slob after Kiffin lost his job.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Once again we miss out on a big FA signing. Either BB is sleeping or Kraft is too cheap.

 

[Calciumee]

Not even Davis is senile enough to take him back...

You'd think that; but you never know with Davis!

 

[Deus Irae]

Outside of Russell's family, nobody would be happier to see the Raiders re-sign JaMarcus than Patriots fans.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Outside of Russell's family, nobody would be happier to see the Raiders re-sign JaMarcus than Patriots fans.

heh! 10 characters

 

[efin98]

It wasn't sarcasm. It was what Al Davis told Lane Kiffin about the fat slob after Kiffin lost his job.

OK then it was a joke...forgot about that line, it's a classic.

 

[TrueBeliever]

Outside of Russell's family, nobody would be happier to see the Raiders re-sign JaMarcus than Patriots fans.

I don't know... what about Broncos, Chargers and Chiefs fans?