One liners for the Seahawks

[Kontradiction]

You do know Home of the 12th Man is Texas A&M? Aggies copyrighted it in 1990 and the Seahawks have to pay royalty on it. Of course Johnny Football is copyrighted, but how much is that worth these days?

$30 a G.

 

[The Boston Patriot]

There omce was a team from Seattle
Who's defense was a legion of Boom
One day they passed the ball to Brown
and that night the Pats owned the town.

 

[VrabelJr]

I don't get the hate

 

[FourierSeries]

OP, try this: "after SB49, I had to file a missing persons report, because about 90% of Seahawks fans suddenly went missing."

 

[Dorito Dink]

Not really giving you any one liner ammo but since we're on the topic of SB49, I chuckle thinking back to Sherman's comment after Brady's second interception in the 3rd quarter: "He's scared! His heart is gone, it's almost gone. Take it!" I actually like Sherman, but how about that coming back to slap you in the face.

Brady proceeds to go 15 of 19 for 141 yards and two touchdowns over the next 18 minutes. GOAT

 

[FourierSeries]

Not really giving you any one liner ammo but since we're on the topic of SB49, I chuckle thinking back to Sherman's comment after Brady's second interception in the 3rd quarter: "He's scared! His heart is gone, it's almost gone. Take it!" I actually like Sherman, but how about that coming back to slap you in the face.

Brady proceeds to go 15 of 19 for 141 yards and two touchdowns over the next 18 minutes. GOAT

To be fair to him, his only other SB experience consisted of facing a guy who gave up after the very first play of the game.

 

[Tony2046]

Buy the dude a beer but before giving it to him ask "should I hand this to you or throw it for no damn good reason?"

 

[signbabybrady]

Buy the dude a beer but before giving it to him ask "should I hand this to you or throw it for no damn good reason?"

My thread wasn't as liked as I expected but this comment made the whole thing worth it. Thank you!