Ok, no-one else wants to say this, but...

[JaxPats]

When you get a good chili dog, pile up with lots of chili, you'd really make a mess if you try to eat it just like it were a hot dog. You have two basic options other than sliming yourself. If you are a wuss you pick up a spoon and eat some chili off the top first. The better option: pick it up carefully, bite on the end, and kind of slurp in some of the loose piled-up chili off the top so that it is easier to take the next few bites.

So in my opinion, the description is fairly accurate.

:wha::ugh::gossip:I think I'm gonna throw up.:nooo: