Official Vollmerism thread

[ctpatsfan77]

Because it had to be done.

What's the only negative about the fact that Sebastian Vollmer can play left tackle and right tackle?

That he can't play both simultaneously.

And, oh yes: When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Sebastian Vollmer.

 

[IcyPatriot]

I am a self proclaimed Vollmerite ... let's hope he stays healthy.

 

[SEA_Pat]

What's the only negative about the fact that Sebastian Vollmer can play left tackle and right tackle?

That he can't play both simultaneously.

How milquetoast a Vollmerite are you. Why the hell not?

 

[ctpatsfan77]

How milquetoast a Vollmerite are you. Why the hell not?

I forgot. :ugh: Vollmer knows how to clone himself!

 

[jays52]

If you spell Sebastian Vollmer in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[Calciumee]

And, oh yes: When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Sebastian Vollmer.

That is one BIG closet

 

[Torsten]

Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

Only one patriot starts at the Superbowl: Sebastian Vollmer !

During the conference call (pats hp) the biggest german TV station asked SeaBass to co-host the superbowl as a "local" german expert.

He will visit his family in germany this summer...
He didnt met nowitzki in his live...
tom brady doesnt invite him to a summer barbecue yet

greetings from germany,
Torsten

 

[Patspsycho]

Re: Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

Only Vollmer could slam a revolving door shut.

 

[Marley]

Re: Vollmer starts at Superbowl !!!

Vollmer fathers caucassian wilforks.

 

[Brady_12]

Vollmer can believe it's not butter.

 

[JSn]

Vollmer is so big and so fast, he sometimes gets flagged for too many men on the field.

 

[PatsChamp88]

Another one because its been done?!?

 

[Patspsycho]

Vollmer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[the wrothbroughterer]

Sebastian Vollmer simply walks into Mordor.

 

[Patspsycho]

Vollmer doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is!

 

[Patspsycho]

When Hulk is mad, he turns into Vollmer.

 

[slash83]

When Hulk is mad, he turns into Vollmer.

Best one so far .

 

[FortressX]

Vollmer is the only person in both the known and unknown universe allowed to utter the sentence.... Adam Seward, who the f*** is he ?.... and get away with it.


PS: I notice some of these Tags look like they were written by Colt fans. I don't see any way to report them.

 

[rbh24]

Vollmer does not fail a test the test fails him.

Vollmer is the reason the Chargers choked.

 

[HEY BRO! WHAT UP?]

I don't know the point of this thread or where it's going, but Vollmer must be the starting LT in 2010.