No tailgating at the Super Bowl

[Patjew]

I wouldn't want to tailgate in the cold but I hate getting into SBs too early. I'm so nervous that I almost vomit, literally. The pregame musical guests have made me want to vomit, too, figuratively.

In NYC I would just sit in my car and pound drinks until the last minute. God I hope to be doing just that this year.

 

[Froob]

I hope it's a blizzard. Seats will be empty becasue the corporate *******s won't want to get cold

Plus, Pats in a blizzard is a near automatic win. Brady turns to god mode. Pats beat Sehawks 59-0 and hawks go into a roid rage and tare down the city.

 

[captain stone]

For those going to the SB without being able to tailgate, do what I (used to) do sometimes
before a day/night-long big event: Take acid. No need to worry about where to party,
the party is wherever you are.