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If any Cowboys fans are looking in, let us remind you that the last time the Dallas Cowboys beat the New England Patriots was December 5, 1996. To put that in perspective, Ezekiel Elliot was 17 months old and wearing Huggies. Barry Switzer was the Cowboys head coach.
Your current Head Coach, Jason Garrett (aka The Clapper), is 2-3 in the post season with precisely zero appearances in the Super Bowl, while the scowling guy across the field in the hoodie is 31-11, with more appearances in the Super Bowl as a Head Coach and Defensive Coordinator than you have toes...
The Cowboys are 6-4. The last time the Patriots had a 6-4 record or worse after 10 games was 2002 when they started 5-5.
Shall we continue? Good luck.
Your current Head Coach, Jason Garrett (aka The Clapper), is 2-3 in the post season with precisely zero appearances in the Super Bowl, while the scowling guy across the field in the hoodie is 31-11, with more appearances in the Super Bowl as a Head Coach and Defensive Coordinator than you have toes...
The Cowboys are 6-4. The last time the Patriots had a 6-4 record or worse after 10 games was 2002 when they started 5-5.
Shall we continue? Good luck.
