NFL investigating grocery store checkout girl

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Roger Goodell purchased a birthday balloon at a local Stop N Shop. Inside the warm store the balloon was in pristine condition. In taking it outside to his car in 30 degree weather, the balloon mysteriously shrank in size and looked all wrinkled-up. The checkout girl, the only person who handled it other than Roger, has not yet admitted her OBVIOUS GUILT.

Stop N Shop.

CHEATERS.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

When the Balloon was returned to the store, it mysteriously filled out again, once more looking perfect.

Asked to explain, Goodell reasoned "if they can cheat to make it go flat, they must be cheating again to make it return to normal."

The checkout girl has professed her innocence, but expert analysts at ESPN have labeled her "a flat out liar"

 

[turkeyneck]

When the Balloon was returned to the store, it mysteriously filled out again, once more looking perfect.

Coverup!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

This BTW is why breast enhancements do not use air filled bags FYI