Name the opponent: Game 10, New Jersey

[Tunescribe]

Last week's poll winner (Indianapolis): Horseshoe Hicks.

New Jersey was crowned Tubby Wrecks and the Green Beans in our Game 2 poll, so there will be no official poll this week. But don't let that spoil the fun of coming up with other appropriate monikers for this lamentable franchise. In the weeks since we've seen Ryan cryin', Sanchize eating a hotdog on the sidelines and reading from notes at his post-game press conference, etc., etc. Plenty of fodder there.

Here are the other choices listed in our Game 2 poll:

Ryan’s Telephone Pep Rally
Raiders East
Woody’s Floppy Johnsons
Fireman Ed’s Forty Year Follies
PSL Hell
Just End The Season (JETS)
Just Empty The Stadium (JETS)
Jersey’s Erratically Stupid Tannenbaum (JEST)
Green Puke

 

[MoLewisrocks]

I don't know, I think the amazing metamorphisis in the swamp from week 2 SB contenders to Intervention candidates demands at least an updated name for this weeks opponent. Like Blubbering Tubby Wrecks and his Wilted Greenbeans...

 

[102 Pat]

How about "Rex's Green Tears"?

 

[JSn]

Blitzkrieg Group Hug

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Gang green > gang grim

 

[Tunescribe]

Blubbering Tubby and the Hotdog Hounds

 

[mosslost]

Last week's poll winner (Indianapolis): Horseshoe Hicks.

New Jersey was crowned Tubby Wrecks and the Green Beans in our Game 2 poll, so there will be no official poll this week. But don't let that spoil the fun of coming up with other appropriate monikers for this lamentable franchise. In the weeks since we've seen Ryan cryin', Sanchize eating a hotdog on the sidelines and reading from notes at his post-game press conference, etc., etc. Plenty of fodder there.

Here are the other choices listed in our Game 2 poll:

Ryan’s Telephone Pep Rally
Raiders East
Woody’s Floppy Johnsons
Fireman Ed’s Forty Year Follies
PSL Hell
Just End The Season (JETS)
Just Empty The Stadium (JETS)
Jersey’s Erratically Stupid Tannenbaum (JEST)
Green Puke

:youtheman:

Thank you for this.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

:youtheman:

Thank you for this.

How about the Green of Filth, the Green of Putrescence?

 

[JSn]

Soylent Green?

 

[Bill B.]

Hot Dog Hoggers

 

[JSn]

Sanchez Likes Wieners

 

[Angry Man]

Rex Ryan's Next Failed Attempt At Jenny Craig



... oh wait, I need to name the TEAM and not something about the COACH..........


New Jersey Jesters Featuring Mark "Hot Dogs" Sanchez

 

[Tunescribe]

In honor of the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, I suggest we all eat some Green Bean casserole Sunday.

 

[Belichick_The_Great]

Cryin' Ryan's Hotdog Swallowers

 

[olschool]

Jersey Enema Tube Suckers

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Jersey Enema Tube Suckers

:banned:

 

[Tunescribe]

Sanchez Hotdog Emporium

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Ryan's Express = Ryan's Kleenex

 

[JSn]

Kleenex allows you to make custom Kleenex Boxes.

Here's a screen cap of mine...

"Same Kleenex, Same Comfort, Same Jets."

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Hackensack Hosers